Cows escape at McDonald's

Eight cows jumped from a trailer when the driver pulled into a McDonald's in West Haven, Utah on Monday. Apparently, the trailer's rear gate coincidentally popped open just as the truck pulled into the burger joint. According to the Associated Press, the round-up operation was informally dubbed "Operation Hamburger Helper." How nice. Link (Thanks, Lindsay Tiemeyer!)

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  1. It doesn’t say whether they were on their way to the slaughterhouse when they stopped for those burgers.

    A Texas rancher once lectured me adamantly on how neither she nor anyone else she knew of would traumatize a cow prior to slaughter. It is known to adversely effect the taste of the meat and even the slaughterhouse crew had ways of not upsetting the animal, she said.

    Despite her insistence, the norm seems much different.

  2. Happy cows make happy meat
    The kind of cows we love to eat
    And we use every bit but the feet
    We pour on the spice
    And it starts to taste nice
    But make sure you ask for well-done!

    It’s at Bun, Bun And Run
    Tastes like food
    But much more fun!

  3. Did one of them wear a beret and shout “Viva la revolucion!”?
    We may have an uprising on our hands. :o

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