By Xeni Jardin at 12:15 pm Tue, Dec 11, 2007
There's nothing strange at all about this video by artist Kristof Kintera. (thanks, Siege!)
Is it wrong that I got a little turned on by this?
ONE KNIFE ONE MELLON
electric knives don’t fuck watermelons–people with electric knives fuck watermelons
@#8 Comedian: +1
@#11 Erict: +1
Comments about this link: Awesome
This actual link: not so much
It’s the fruit fucker!
I, for one, welcome our watermelon loving overlords.
Until I saw the reverse shot I thought it was going to turn out to be a riff on the classic drinking bird novelty toy, and that soon enough the “beak” would dip into the melon and swing back up. Don’t think too badly of me that when I realized what was actually up I immediately got bored.
best sex ed video on the net thus far. can’t wait to go home and try those moves on the old lady.
Oooh, I see now.
What intrigued me most were those loud motor sounds in between bouts of thrusting. What the hell was that?
now if the knife had cut the melon in two at the moment of climax, or had a climax of any kind, i might have been impressed
What, no money shot?
Echoing Mojo – – – my enjoyment of that video was only increased by the anticipation I was feeling that at the special moment, the knife would slash down and slice that watermelon.
I suppose that says something about me. But I am comforted knowing that I am not alone…
Fruit Fucker 2007?
So we have to wait for the sequel to see the melon chopped in half?
That’s odd: I’ve got an electric knife myselfâ€”I use it to carve the Thanksgiving turkeyâ€”and it didn’t come equipped with either attachable feet or a handle-mounted groinprong.
Is it defective, do you think? Should I try to get my money back?
When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?
I can’t believe I tried to watch the whole thing.
Yes, I can.
couldn’t have sprung $3 to get a pillow for the melon? making it get jammed up on the cold concrete floor….what the hell is wrong with you?
It’s a new automatic melon baller.
I hope he went for the seedless watermelon, because… never mind.
This is a wonderful thing that brightens the afternoon.
Smart watermelon: It has some kind of white thingymajig it uses to grap on to the back end of the knife, between its legs, preventing it from carving the watermelon in half.
Oh, a sexual reference. We should all be interested, because it’s forbidden.
Seems immature to me.
Artistic content: zero
Betterment of humanity: zero
Wow #16, I bet you’re lots of fun at parties.
+1 MOJO JOJO
i wonder what the babies would look like (and if it’d be safe to eat them).
I like that it’s a pretend watermelon.
TECHNICAL WRITING GEEK: A disagreement.
I was expecting the damn thing to chop the melon in half and was severrely disappointed when it never did. It kept on looking like it was about to.
That frustration is an emotion. It produced an emotion in me in a subtle way, while also making me think about yeah, the sex reference, too.
This gives it artistic worth, what it did to me. It might not have artistic worth for everyone, but if it works for someone, well, enough people, maybe, then it’s art (tricky definition, but IMHO it’s art.)
For some reason I can’t shake the image of this artist watching porno on VHS in the ’80s with Gallagher in the picture-in-picture.
@ #8 Comedian:
I get it!
And Bazilisk basically said what I thought about after seeing the second comment.
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