Electric knife and watermelon


33 Responses to “Electric knife and watermelon”

  1. Iason says:

    Is it wrong that I got a little turned on by this?

  2. mecredis says:


  3. mrfitz says:

    electric knives don’t fuck watermelons–people with electric knives fuck watermelons

  4. EdT. says:

    @#8 Comedian: +1
    @#11 Erict: +1

    Comments about this link: Awesome
    This actual link: not so much

  5. snowraver1 says:

    I, for one, welcome our watermelon loving overlords.

  6. the Other michael says:

    “handle-mounted groinprong”

  7. License Farm says:

    Until I saw the reverse shot I thought it was going to turn out to be a riff on the classic drinking bird novelty toy, and that soon enough the “beak” would dip into the melon and swing back up. Don’t think too badly of me that when I realized what was actually up I immediately got bored.

  8. macisaguy says:

    best sex ed video on the net thus far. can’t wait to go home and try those moves on the old lady.

  9. strider_mt2k says:

    Oooh, I see now.


  10. A New Challenger says:

    Fruit Fucker!

    What intrigued me most were those loud motor sounds in between bouts of thrusting. What the hell was that?

  11. mojo_jojo says:


    now if the knife had cut the melon in two at the moment of climax, or had a climax of any kind, i might have been impressed

  12. arborman says:

    But, why?

  13. Earth Man says:

    What, no money shot?

  14. JamesMason says:

    Echoing Mojo – - – my enjoyment of that video was only increased by the anticipation I was feeling that at the special moment, the knife would slash down and slice that watermelon.

    I suppose that says something about me. But I am comforted knowing that I am not alone…

  15. Duality says:

    Fruit Fucker 2007?

  16. Jordan Block says:

    So we have to wait for the sequel to see the melon chopped in half?

  17. Jack Fear says:

    That’s odd: I’ve got an electric knife myself—I use it to carve the Thanksgiving turkey—and it didn’t come equipped with either attachable feet or a handle-mounted groinprong.

    Is it defective, do you think? Should I try to get my money back?

  18. Comedian says:

    When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?

  19. mrfitz says:

    I can’t believe I tried to watch the whole thing.

    Yes, I can.

  20. tresser says:

    couldn’t have sprung $3 to get a pillow for the melon? making it get jammed up on the cold concrete floor….what the hell is wrong with you?

  21. EricT says:

    It’s a new automatic melon baller.


  22. jimh says:

    I hope he went for the seedless watermelon, because… never mind.

  23. haineux says:

    This is a wonderful thing that brightens the afternoon.

  24. Rob, Denmark says:

    Smart watermelon: It has some kind of white thingymajig it uses to grap on to the back end of the knife, between its legs, preventing it from carving the watermelon in half.

  25. Technical Writing Geek says:

    Oh, a sexual reference. We should all be interested, because it’s forbidden.

    Seems immature to me.

    Artistic content: zero
    Learning: zero
    Betterment of humanity: zero

    Summary: zero.

  26. jimh says:

    Wow #16, I bet you’re lots of fun at parties.

  27. musicman says:

    +1 JimH
    +1 MOJO JOJO


  28. minamisan says:

    i wonder what the babies would look like (and if it’d be safe to eat them).

  29. ethan says:

    I like that it’s a pretend watermelon.

  30. Bazilisk says:

    TECHNICAL WRITING GEEK: A disagreement.

    I was expecting the damn thing to chop the melon in half and was severrely disappointed when it never did. It kept on looking like it was about to.

    That frustration is an emotion. It produced an emotion in me in a subtle way, while also making me think about yeah, the sex reference, too.

    This gives it artistic worth, what it did to me. It might not have artistic worth for everyone, but if it works for someone, well, enough people, maybe, then it’s art (tricky definition, but IMHO it’s art.)

  31. ivan256 says:

    For some reason I can’t shake the image of this artist watching porno on VHS in the ’80s with Gallagher in the picture-in-picture.

  32. A New Challenger says:

    @ #8 Comedian:

    I get it!

    And Bazilisk basically said what I thought about after seeing the second comment.

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