Comments on: Electric knife and watermelon http://boingboing.net/2007/12/11/electric-knife-and-w.html Brain candy for Happy Mutants Mon, 20 May 2013 22:20:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: Iason http://boingboing.net/2007/12/11/electric-knife-and-w.html#comment-91907 Iason Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-91907 Is it wrong that I got a little turned on by this? Is it wrong that I got a little turned on by this?

]]> By: mecredis http://boingboing.net/2007/12/11/electric-knife-and-w.html#comment-92676 mecredis Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-92676 ONE KNIFE ONE MELLON ONE KNIFE ONE MELLON

]]> By: mrfitz http://boingboing.net/2007/12/11/electric-knife-and-w.html#comment-91939 mrfitz Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-91939 electric knives don't fuck watermelons--people with electric knives fuck watermelons electric knives don’t fuck watermelons–people with electric knives fuck watermelons

]]> By: EdT. http://boingboing.net/2007/12/11/electric-knife-and-w.html#comment-91686 EdT. Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-91686 @#8 Comedian: +1 @#11 Erict: +1 Comments about this link: Awesome This actual link: not so much @#8 Comedian: +1
@#11 Erict: +1

Comments about this link: Awesome
This actual link: not so much

]]> By: brownhb http://boingboing.net/2007/12/11/electric-knife-and-w.html#comment-91688 brownhb Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-91688 It's the fruit fucker! www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/06/04 It’s the fruit fucker!

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/06/04

]]> By: snowraver1 http://boingboing.net/2007/12/11/electric-knife-and-w.html#comment-91953 snowraver1 Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-91953 I, for one, welcome our watermelon loving overlords. I, for one, welcome our watermelon loving overlords.

]]> By: the Other michael http://boingboing.net/2007/12/11/electric-knife-and-w.html#comment-91715 the Other michael Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-91715 "handle-mounted groinprong" “handle-mounted groinprong”

]]> By: License Farm http://boingboing.net/2007/12/11/electric-knife-and-w.html#comment-91722 License Farm Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-91722 Until I saw the reverse shot I thought it was going to turn out to be a riff on the classic drinking bird novelty toy, and that soon enough the "beak" would dip into the melon and swing back up. Don't think too badly of me that when I realized what was actually up I immediately got bored. Until I saw the reverse shot I thought it was going to turn out to be a riff on the classic drinking bird novelty toy, and that soon enough the “beak” would dip into the melon and swing back up. Don’t think too badly of me that when I realized what was actually up I immediately got bored.

]]> By: macisaguy http://boingboing.net/2007/12/11/electric-knife-and-w.html#comment-91729 macisaguy Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-91729 best sex ed video on the net thus far. can't wait to go home and try those moves on the old lady. best sex ed video on the net thus far. can’t wait to go home and try those moves on the old lady.

]]> By: strider_mt2k http://boingboing.net/2007/12/11/electric-knife-and-w.html#comment-91731 strider_mt2k Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-91731 Oooh, I see now. Click. Oooh, I see now.

Click.

]]> By: A New Challenger http://boingboing.net/2007/12/11/electric-knife-and-w.html#comment-91510 A New Challenger Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-91510 <a href="http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/06/04">Fruit Fucker!</a> What intrigued me most were those loud motor sounds in between bouts of thrusting. What the hell was that? Fruit Fucker!

What intrigued me most were those loud motor sounds in between bouts of thrusting. What the hell was that?

]]> By: mojo_jojo http://boingboing.net/2007/12/11/electric-knife-and-w.html#comment-91520 mojo_jojo Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-91520 ummm....k now if the knife had cut the melon in two at the moment of climax, or had a climax of any kind, i might have been impressed ummm….k

now if the knife had cut the melon in two at the moment of climax, or had a climax of any kind, i might have been impressed

]]> By: arborman http://boingboing.net/2007/12/11/electric-knife-and-w.html#comment-91523 arborman Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-91523 But, why? But, why?

]]> By: Earth Man http://boingboing.net/2007/12/11/electric-knife-and-w.html#comment-91530 Earth Man Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-91530 What, no money shot? What, no money shot?

]]> By: JamesMason http://boingboing.net/2007/12/11/electric-knife-and-w.html#comment-91532 JamesMason Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-91532 Echoing Mojo - - - my enjoyment of that video was only increased by the anticipation I was feeling that at the special moment, the knife would slash down and slice that watermelon. I suppose that says something about me. But I am comforted knowing that I am not alone... Echoing Mojo – - – my enjoyment of that video was only increased by the anticipation I was feeling that at the special moment, the knife would slash down and slice that watermelon.

I suppose that says something about me. But I am comforted knowing that I am not alone…

]]> By: Duality http://boingboing.net/2007/12/11/electric-knife-and-w.html#comment-91793 Duality Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-91793 Fruit Fucker 2007? Fruit Fucker 2007?

]]> By: Jordan Block http://boingboing.net/2007/12/11/electric-knife-and-w.html#comment-91543 Jordan Block Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-91543 So we have to wait for the sequel to see the melon chopped in half? So we have to wait for the sequel to see the melon chopped in half?

]]> By: Jack Fear http://boingboing.net/2007/12/11/electric-knife-and-w.html#comment-91547 Jack Fear Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-91547 That's odd: I've got an electric knife myself—I use it to carve the Thanksgiving turkey—and it didn't come equipped with either attachable feet <i>or</i> a handle-mounted groinprong. Is it defective, do you think? Should I try to get my money back? That’s odd: I’ve got an electric knife myself—I use it to carve the Thanksgiving turkey—and it didn’t come equipped with either attachable feet or a handle-mounted groinprong.

Is it defective, do you think? Should I try to get my money back?

]]> By: Comedian http://boingboing.net/2007/12/11/electric-knife-and-w.html#comment-91550 Comedian Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-91550 When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory? When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?

]]> By: mrfitz http://boingboing.net/2007/12/11/electric-knife-and-w.html#comment-91558 mrfitz Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-91558 I can't believe I tried to watch the whole thing. Yes, I can. I can’t believe I tried to watch the whole thing.

Yes, I can.

]]> By: tresser http://boingboing.net/2007/12/11/electric-knife-and-w.html#comment-91564 tresser Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-91564 couldn't have sprung $3 to get a pillow for the melon? making it get jammed up on the cold concrete floor....what the hell is wrong with you? couldn’t have sprung $3 to get a pillow for the melon? making it get jammed up on the cold concrete floor….what the hell is wrong with you?

]]> By: EricT http://boingboing.net/2007/12/11/electric-knife-and-w.html#comment-91566 EricT Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-91566 It's a new automatic melon baller. Bwahahahah It’s a new automatic melon baller.

Bwahahahah

]]> By: jimh http://boingboing.net/2007/12/11/electric-knife-and-w.html#comment-91567 jimh Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-91567 I hope he went for the seedless watermelon, because... never mind. I hope he went for the seedless watermelon, because… never mind.

]]> By: haineux http://boingboing.net/2007/12/11/electric-knife-and-w.html#comment-91571 haineux Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-91571 This is a wonderful thing that brightens the afternoon. This is a wonderful thing that brightens the afternoon.

]]> By: Rob, Denmark http://boingboing.net/2007/12/11/electric-knife-and-w.html#comment-91577 Rob, Denmark Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-91577 Smart watermelon: It has some kind of white thingymajig it uses to grap on to the back end of the knife, between its legs, preventing it from carving the watermelon in half. Smart watermelon: It has some kind of white thingymajig it uses to grap on to the back end of the knife, between its legs, preventing it from carving the watermelon in half.

]]> By: Technical Writing Geek http://boingboing.net/2007/12/11/electric-knife-and-w.html#comment-91579 Technical Writing Geek Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-91579 Oh, a sexual reference. We should all be interested, because it's forbidden. Seems immature to me. Artistic content: zero Learning: zero Betterment of humanity: zero Summary: zero. Oh, a sexual reference. We should all be interested, because it’s forbidden.

Seems immature to me.

Artistic content: zero
Learning: zero
Betterment of humanity: zero

Summary: zero.

]]> By: jimh http://boingboing.net/2007/12/11/electric-knife-and-w.html#comment-91590 jimh Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-91590 Wow #16, I bet you're lots of fun at parties. Wow #16, I bet you’re lots of fun at parties.

]]> By: musicman http://boingboing.net/2007/12/11/electric-knife-and-w.html#comment-91603 musicman Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-91603 +1 JimH +1 MOJO JOJO ouch. +1 JimH
+1 MOJO JOJO

ouch.

]]> By: minamisan http://boingboing.net/2007/12/11/electric-knife-and-w.html#comment-91607 minamisan Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-91607 i wonder what the babies would look like (and if it'd be safe to eat them). i wonder what the babies would look like (and if it’d be safe to eat them).

]]> By: ethan http://boingboing.net/2007/12/11/electric-knife-and-w.html#comment-91629 ethan Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-91629 I like that it's a pretend watermelon. I like that it’s a pretend watermelon.

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