HOWTO make edible googly eyes -- and an edible Flying Spaghetti Monster!

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15 Responses to “HOWTO make edible googly eyes -- and an edible Flying Spaghetti Monster!”

  1. Teresa Nielsen Hayden / Moderator says:

    At least it won’t stick to the roof of your mouth.

  2. jahknow says:

    ISO vegan pastafarian support group

  3. the_dannobot says:

    Edible? Yes.
    Creepy? FUCK YES.

  4. Chocolatey Shatner says:

    Dammit, Strider! I wanted to be the one to quote Homer. Isn’t your dominance in the Gizmodo commenting enough for you? :P

  5. boston_sf says:

    I’d hardly call that edible. Cool- yes. Creepy- absolutely. But my gag reflex is working overtime just looking at it.

  6. chris says:

    I dunno about creepy. The tough part would be eating a work of art. Nicely done!

    I’d wager you could add some crushed red kix to the marshmallow cream before coating the noodles. It would give it a chunky red tomato sauce look.

    For you strict vegetarians, substitute dried peas for the “meat balls”. I’m sure His Noodlieness would be accomodating.

  7. Brandon1 says:

    wow that looks pretty disturbing. can you eat it afterward?

  8. Anonymous says:

    @1 BRANDON1
    Yes, you can eat these. The whole point to creating the googly eyes was to do it out of edible ingredients.

  9. Anonymous says:

    But does it fly?

  10. thegiantsnail says:

    Alfredo?

    Heresy!

  11. eih10dv65g says:

    I thought it was a lot more exciting before I learned it was not pasta or real meatballs. This is an imitation FSM made with marshmallows, chow mein noodles, and cocoa puffs! We must eat these delicious snacks before the FSM can look down to see so many sweet false idols.

  12. strider_mt2k says:

    I know I should not eat thee…

    MMMM Sacrelicious

  13. alphgeek says:

    The FSM always gives me the creeps. He reminds me of Cthulhu. The god of the old testament is almost preferable.

  14. Takuan says:

    we love you FSM (oh the persecution)

    “how can you idiots belive this stupid religion? You idiot taoist won’t believe Christianity because of eternal judgement, but you’ll believe a bunch of crackheads that think a stupid ball of spaghetti with meatballs created the universe? If that’s your logic on this subject, you belong with these moronic crackheads. Oh and by the way I ate your faggot god for lunch, he has tiny balls.
    -nick”

  15. Miss Cellania says:

    I thought Burger King wasn’t making Whoppers anymore!

    Oh?

    Nevermind.

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