London Evening Standard headline generator

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20 Responses to “London Evening Standard headline generator”

  1. Antinous says:

    Toxic Crocodile Killer On Rampage. Sweet!

  2. Patrick Dodds says:

    “Ken”, of course, features large in their various hate campaigns.

  3. beemoh says:

    “Teenage Breast Hits London: Pictures”

    …I thought it was the Standard, not The Sun?

  4. tubesoda says:

    “London Fog Hits London: Pictures”

    Probably the least exciting combination possible.

  5. brundlefly says:

    Celebrity Breast “Doomed”

  6. phreatic says:

    “Queen’s gang prepare to flee”

    They are probably fleeing to the terrorist haven that is Canada. I better be on the look-out…

  7. chezzo says:

    here’s another great one: turn any picture into a sensationalist “daily mail” front page

    http://www.greem.co.uk/cgi-bin/dailymail/dailymail

  8. elNico says:

    Despite being pretty much perfect, one slight improvement would be hidden matching textual content to get the Google ads on board.

    Not sure what the algorithm would make of “Extremist Breast and Camilla to Wed”?

    But that’s just nitpicking…

  9. ethan says:

    Bwah! “Extremist ministers stolen at gunpoint.”

  10. pelrun says:

    “Killer toothpaste: Prepare to flee” Yikes!

  11. pelrun says:

    Oh, and “Billie Piper’s fog killed four times.” :)

  12. connor811 says:

    “Bendy Breast Scandal”

  13. DMcK says:

    “Bendy Santa and Camilla To Wed”…hawt!

  14. cybrspunk says:

    For a fuller discussion about the prospect of computer-generated newspaper headlines, see chapter 13 of Michael Frayn’s 1965 novel, The Tin Men.

  15. ira says:

    Ahh, too close to home!
    “Toxic delays – We took drugs”

  16. tim140486 says:

    Hah I got the best one –

    QUEENS CHICKEN’S “OUT OF CONTROL”!

  17. sonipitts says:

    “iPod cloud trapped on tube”

    Now that I’d pay to see.

  18. iburl says:

    “IPOD TOOTHPASTE CHAOS”

    That, I’d like to see.

  19. raisedbywolves says:

    “BENDY CHICKENS HEALTH ALERT”

    and

    “KYLIE’S WEDDING: WE TOOK DRUGS!”

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