London Evening Standard headline generator

The Surrealist's London Evening Standard Headline Generator randomly assembles sensationalist newspaper headlines out of photos of newsagents' signs -- they're all-too-plausible, too! Link (Thanks, Stevew!)

See also: Sensationalist London newspaper headline


  1. “Queen’s gang prepare to flee”

    They are probably fleeing to the terrorist haven that is Canada. I better be on the look-out…

  2. Despite being pretty much perfect, one slight improvement would be hidden matching textual content to get the Google ads on board.

    Not sure what the algorithm would make of “Extremist Breast and Camilla to Wed”?

    But that’s just nitpicking…

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