Osama bin Laden found in Colombia, sort of.

There's a dude named Fernando Aguirre in Bogota, Colombia, who runs around claiming he's Osama Bin Laden's son.

[He] patrols the most dangerous slums of Bogota and lives from the contributions received from those seeking his protection. Aguirre informs police on petty crimes being committed and is allowed by authorities to brandish his fake rifle.

Link. Image: REUTERS/Daniel Munoz. (via R Stevens' tweets).