Oldest accurate "road map" of Britain

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  1. smonkey says:

    If you want to see this map in real life its
    on tour as part of the “Maps” exhibit from the Field Museum of Natural History in Chicago. Check it out if it comes to town, its very very cool.

  2. Jeff says:

    Takuan, nice hiku. Far more sophisticated than mine. Besides, Britian can sink. I’m Irish.

  3. dqk says:

    “…just makes me feel like I’m being led by the nose or smacked across the back of the head with a big hammy fist.”

    Given the response to the image, maybe it’s something else he’s being led by, or is smacking him across the back of the head,

    which I guess he objects to, even in the name of art, history or geography.

  4. Robbo says:

    It’s very penile – especially with those blobs of Orkneys spraying out all over the place.

  5. ill lich says:

    England is the balls.

  6. michaelocc says:

    *snort*

    I hereby declare Jeff the comment champ. IMHO, of course.

  7. mappo says:

    That thing is so phallic it was most likely intentional.

  8. Takuan says:

    bollocks,bollocks

  9. Cefeida says:

    MOTISBEARD, personally it’s not the word ‘beautiful’ that annoys me on BB. Rather, ‘ongoing’. Ongoing! Ongoing! Bongoing! Bongboing! Boingboing! Argh.

    The thing is, what else can you say about this map after a quick google? Well…it’s pretty.

    (the hoodie is not.)

  10. V says:

    I find old maps fascinating, because they show the state and limitations of human understanding about the world around them at that time (see: “Here be dragons” and blank white spaces in the center of Africa)…

    For instance, I have a reproduction of an 1864 Army map of the U.S Southwest on my office wall – the Grand Canyon is not labeled or delineated, and the Colorado River only an indistinct dotted line through the region. And that map is “only” 144 years old.

    And old maps are beautiful – many are hand-drawn one-offs or copies on the durable media of the time, using garish pigments and flourishes.

  11. virgil says:

    I may just a cockeyed optimist (especially after seeing that green and flaccid land), but I think, Motisbeard, that you are not being instructed to find it beautiful, but rather being invited to look at something that the author finds beautiful. Sharing with others the things that give you pleasure is one of the best social actions around. You’re welcome to share the opinion or not. But your sense of violation seem a bit misplaced, and somewhat sad.

  12. Cefeida says:

    Call me puerile, but that map is extremely phallic. :D

  13. bolivar13 says:

    It’s actually pretty cool in person – It was at the Field Museum’s (In Chicago) map exhibit until last weekend.
    There’s very faint ornate lettering in gold leaf naming some of the towns but it’s hard to read and most has rubbed off.

  14. 5000! says:

    If by “extremely lovely” you mean “looks like male genitals,” I agree with you whole-heartedly!

  15. gk says:

    It looks like a huge broken strap-on, but in a charming way.

  16. Yamara says:

    Well, if it’s that phallic, it certainly belongs on Wikipedia.

    Done.

  17. Takuan says:

    not a sock in a pile of laundry?

  18. Motisbeard says:

    Why does BB so often show us a pic of something and then tell us how beautiful it is? You’re showing us the picture, and beauty is subjective. Don’t you think we can decide for ourselves what’s beautiful and what isn’t? LOOK AT THIS PICTURE, IT’S VERY BEAUTIFUL just makes me feel like I’m being led by the nose or smacked across the back of the head with a big hammy fist. Of course, this goes triple when you’re trying to sell me an ugly hoodie for $120 or something, instead of just showing me an old map that looks like a cock and balls with pimples all over it.

  19. Takuan says:

    the map is beautiful. The history is rich. You can see it if you do the work.

  20. loudiamondphillips says:

    Motisbeard: Cory prefers the term “handsome”

  21. deckard says:

    They got the balls alright, but i agree with #17, it looks like a fourteen century prank.

    I wonder what’s the oldest recorded prank…

  22. Takuan says:

    religion

  23. Takuan says:

    an astrolabe as “highly technical”… I am flattered. A couple of protractors and a soda straw.

  24. arkizzle says:

    haha@religion

  25. wackyvorlon says:

    Gord lord, england as a phallus… Of course, beauty tends to be very subjective. I suspect, however, that if you read Boing Boing regularly your taste in art probably leans toward that of the authors.

  26. Avram says:

    People who think that’s phallic should check out the Mull of Kintyre in Scotland, which is so phallic it became the basis for an unofficial British Board of Film Classification rule about the depiction of male genitals.

  27. vjinterkosmos says:

    Motisbeard (#6), simply because without one bunch of people telling others what’s beautiful we’d be hanging motivational posters at MoMa and glittery unicorns at the Louvré. Disagreeing with the statement is a part of the process.

  28. legotech says:

    There is now a Wikipedia article…I *heart* boingboing readers. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gough_Map

    It was started with an edit summary of “Cory Doctorow told me to make this page”

  29. Takuan says:

    Really? quite a different evocation for me;

    “Mull of Kintyre
    Oh mist rolling in from the sea,
    My desire is always to be here
    Oh Mull of Kintyre “

  30. Jeff says:

    Oh Avalon, your sun sets in the west, upon a land that looks, at best, like a giant, handsome penis, not hard but at rest.

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