Eyeball stickers to place over eyelids


26 Responses to “Eyeball stickers to place over eyelids”

  1. boyhowdy says:

    But how do you know if you’ve put them on right?

  2. Takuan says:

    non-transplant quality cadaver eyes look the best

  3. BCJ says:

    Wow, the comment review symbol to the right of each comment is wonderfully appropriate.

    The guy in the picture looks like a psychopath, but maybe that’s not the stickers fault. The kind of person who would think this is a good idea, probably is more likely to look a bit …unbalanced.

  4. doplgangr says:

    hmmm… but this doesn’t address the snoring.

  5. dhavemann says:

    Wow. That reminds me of a photo I took at Burning Man two years ago:

    Still freaks me out.

  6. sam_i says:

    Freaky dude.

    Zatôichi(2003 ver) anyone?

  7. arkizzle says:

    I imagine these would more appropriate (!) to a college/university lecture hall than an office environment.

    Sad but true.

  8. Jeff says:

    Reminds me of the time I cut a ping pong ball in half and poked some holes in the “pupil” then wore them to look more like Homer Simpson. Not comfortable. But my costume one first prize. Doh!

  9. calabanos says:

    My daughter got some of these in a Captain Jack Sparrow disguise kit we picked up at big lots.

    Disney strikes again.

  10. rushkoff says:

    In early zombie movies they’d just paint eyes on the actor’s eyelids.

  11. Outtacontext says:

    Jack Sparrow did it (I always thought this was the best thing about this movie).

  12. Amplifier says:

    I believe these are from an old Chindōgu book. However I can’t remember which one.

  13. punkrocknj says:

    Calvin did it.

  14. Halloween Jack says:

    I’m guessing that the idea is that you could take a nap at your desk without your nosy coworkers suspecting, but the reality would probably be that they figure out really quickly that they’re stickers on your eyelids, but they won’t bug you about napping because now you’re the weirdo who puts stickers on your eyelids.

  15. Art says:


    Where were these when I was going to Catholic High School in the 60′s?

  16. NE2d says:

    Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!

  17. Joyuna says:

    They look pretty creepy to me.

  18. elsmiley says:

    They’re in that new movie Strange Wilderness (but they’re tattoos rather than stickers). Life imitating art–again.

  19. Flimjo says:

    Finally, I NEED these things. I was at a lunch seminar at work yesterday, and I almost fell asleep. This is a dream come true for slackers all over the world!

  20. unstoppable says:

    “Just place the stickers over your closed eyes, and no one will be the wiser.”

    Except for the cold, lifeless, unblinking stare these give the impression of. The picture of that guy creeps me out.

  21. jeffjonez says:

    Even the lady in the photos looks creeped out. Perhaps creepy-eye-stickers 2.0 should employ googly eye technology.

  22. Simon Greenwood says:

    jeffjonez@7: one could easily achieve that googly eye effect with a table tennis ball and a magic marker. Unfortunately I don’t live in East Texas so I can’t patent that and use it as a business plan.

  23. MarlboroTestMonkey7 says:

    Maybe shaving the brow could somehow redirect the attention of coworkers and bosses.
    But seriously (!), the design could be modified to show a little eyelid.

    hmm, but what about those of us with glowing red irises?

  24. Michael Canfield says:

    Don’t bother with stickers; they start to curl up and could come off at an inopportune moment.

    Get tattooed.

  25. Michael Canfield says:

    Don’t bother with stickers; they start to curl up and could come off at an inopportune moment.

    Get tattooed.

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