Large Hardon Collider


19 Responses to “Large Hardon Collider”

  1. semiotix says:

    I’ve never once parsed it correctly. Whenever the subject of CERN comes up (and in my line of work it’s fairly often) I titter like a schoolgirl.

  2. Jake0748 says:

    Does this have anything to do with the DONG Energy Company mentioned over on BB Gadgets? Do you think they’ll be able to pull it off?

  3. Joel Johnson says:

    It’s horrible when the large hardon collider accidentally creates a new black hole :(

  4. Xeni Jardin says:

    @holtt, DIA stands for DONG-ENERGY IN ACTION.

  5. noen says:

    Science is sexy!

  6. XuYu says:

    All The News That Fits

  7. simplehuman says:

    That’s about at the level of fark humor. Typo collecting? That’s Jay Leno. The question is, which is worse?

  8. Agent 86 says:

    Not very large, if you ask me.

  9. RJ says:

    I shall buzz-in and reply, “What is porn star sumo wrestling?”

  10. weeaboo says:

    The Large Hardon Collider is searching for the elusive Higg’s Bosom.

  11. VTFootballGrad says:

    Now thats what I call the badabing!

  12. Argon says:

    Actual dialogue from another message board, on a thread about the expansion of the universe:

    jb_farley: Is that a tau-neutrino in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

    DrMatrix: That’s not a tau-neutrino in my pocket, I’ve got a hadron.

    Seeing that people literally lepton his hadron reply, the guy used this line as a signature for years afterwards.

  13. danegeld says:

    …and they’re trying to crank out a glueball.

  14. nycjason says:

    The “Old Grey Lady” meets the Big Bang in more ways than one? Oh wow, too many jokes…

  15. jredmond says:

    I’m waiting for a gay porn studio to notice this and get an idea for a new project. “We’ll put them in labcoats! It’ll be hot!”

  16. holtt says:

    When do we get the BoingBoing split (ala TV and Gadgets) to create a “Funny, But It’s Exactly Why We Are Blocked in DIA” sub-site?

  17. ToddBradley says:

    It sure didn’t take them long to register!

  18. Agies says:

    On occasion I have mis-parsed hadron as hardon. This post has made my day.

  19. Antinous says:

    Have you ever googled “Certified Pubic Accountant”? There are thousands of them.

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