Alligator stands on hind legs


31 Responses to “Alligator stands on hind legs”

  1. ohkimber says:

    Sexy Gator Shower Shows at Noon!!! Tip your bartender, people!

  2. Blackhat says:

    80cm = 32″. Not so impressive…

  3. spaceling says:

    This reminds me of something Japanese noise artist Merzbow wrote about Minazo, the elephant seal who died in 2005 and was the inspiration for the bucket-pining lolrus, as well as a two volume album by Merzbow. This is what Merzbow wrote in his liner notes for Minazo vol.1.

    “Minazo was forced to perform various stunts before audience at each mealtime, such as holding a bucket with one flipper, bending back like a prawn, and standing still while a keeper jumped and clung on him. The hard work made him exhausted and might have caused his early death. Many of the aquariums in Japan have become mere amusement establishments.”

  4. alisong76 says:

    #21 – Michigan J. Frog, and I didn’t even have to Google.

  5. Bobdotcom says:

    Dammit, #2 beat me to the punch.

  6. Takuan says:

    maybe when the water hits his head and back with the force of being poured, it presses on a nerve damaged by rough human handling and causes incredible pain -making him rear up.

  7. doplgangr says:

    is he standing because he likes it, or because he doesn’t like it? he needs to be more clear…

  8. Antinous says:

    Maybe Daigoro is just trying to see over the top of his heavily armed Baby Cart.

  9. Argon says:

    And I, for one, welcome our new reptilian overl…

    Dammit, #13 beat me to the punch saying #2 beat me to the punch.

    We’re a totally meme-controlled species, aren’t we? :) No wonder the alligators are taking over.

  10. w000t says:

    Quick! Somebody get him a pink pork-pie hat and a white collar!

  11. Peaceflag2007 says:

    “hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaal…send me a kiss by wire…baby my heart’s on fire…”

  12. Takuan says:

    trivia quiz: singing frog has a name: what is it?

    @15, yes actually. Noticing animals have feelings does uplift the world.

  13. Registrado says:

    #20 Peaceflag2007: “hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaal…

    I have a nice building cornerstone box for you right over here…

  14. BillyRay says:

    He’s standing like a little Rory Calhoun…

    (Oh, @20 – Michigan J Frog)

  15. stickystyle says:

    as someone that lives in Miami, FL let me say this…

    Oh shit!

  16. Takuan says:

    #23 for the win, and your prize!: (dumps bucket of water over winner)

  17. Takuan says:

    bngbng is proving untrustworthy with consonants

  18. Kaz says:

    Feh. Splash Mountain is filled with alligators who stand on their hind legs. And wear hats. I think some sing, as well.

  19. Stephen Francoeur says:

    Reminds me of the children’s book by Leo Lionni, Cornelius, which is about a crocodile who is shunned because he could stand upright.

  20. cinemajay says:

    How do we know it’s not stuffed? The people demand video!

  21. lummels says:

    yes, after that abuse, i hope this little dude figures out how to attack the loser/s who douse him with water each day. poor thing.

  22. BEAUTIFUL says:

    This mutation is what lead to Humans evolving.

    We are just seeing the constant examples of evolution

    If this gene is dominant, it will spread to his children and generations from now -might branch off into a new sub species

  23. RedMonkey says:

    I, for one, would like to welcome our new alligator overlords…

  24. Kid says:

    Stop eating alligators! Get Geico!

    This standing animal tastes like chicken.

    Imagine the corporate possibilities…

  25. Monster says:

    “yes, after that abuse, i hope this little dude figures out how to attack the loser/s who douse him with water each day. poor thing.”

    Yeah, poor alligator. We all know how much alligators hate water.

  26. mellowknees says:

    I would stand up if someone poured water on me, too.

    Here’s hoping it doesn’t grow thumbs when some other common liquid is poured on it. Pepsi, maybe?

  27. buddy66 says:

    It’s a dog in an alligator suit.

  28. Duane says:

    Alligator stories always make me think of Steve Irwin (RIP). Imagine the wrestling match they could have had!

  29. Tommy says:

    Just don’t feed him after midnight.

  30. scottfree says:

    say hello to the new playable character in Street Fighter II.

  31. hellhead says:

    His other trick is removing the hand of anyone that sticks it into his mouth.

    You can train em just like dogs.

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