Comments on: Malware gets a EULA http://boingboing.net/2008/04/29/malware-gets-a-eula.html Brain candy for Happy Mutants Sat, 25 May 2013 21:33:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: Pipenta http://boingboing.net/2008/04/29/malware-gets-a-eula.html#comment-176187 Pipenta Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-176187 The whole business of these damn EULAs is absolutely insane anyway. Really, this is no crazier than the so-called legit ones. It's kind of perfect, in a bizarro universe kind of way, really... The whole business of these damn EULAs is absolutely insane anyway. Really, this is no crazier than the so-called legit ones.

It’s kind of perfect, in a bizarro universe kind of way, really…

]]> By: Pipenta http://boingboing.net/2008/04/29/malware-gets-a-eula.html#comment-176188 Pipenta Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-176188 Come to think of it, I've run into people who really think like this. This is the way a cluster-b personality disordered person reasons. /me shudders. Come to think of it, I’ve run into people who really think like this. This is the way a cluster-b personality disordered person reasons.

/me shudders.

]]> By: Agent 86 http://boingboing.net/2008/04/29/malware-gets-a-eula.html#comment-177233 Agent 86 Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-177233 They always screw you with those LLPs, right TURTLE? They always screw you with those LLPs, right TURTLE?

]]> By: Jonn http://boingboing.net/2008/04/29/malware-gets-a-eula.html#comment-176216 Jonn Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-176216 Criminals licensing criminal software to each other. Violation will incur the wrath of an underworld lawyer in an underworld court overseen by the uber underworld judge. Criminals licensing criminal software to each other. Violation will incur the wrath of an underworld lawyer in an underworld court overseen by the uber underworld judge.

]]> By: subtle_turtle http://boingboing.net/2008/04/29/malware-gets-a-eula.html#comment-176245 subtle_turtle Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-176245 That's nothing. You should see the EULA my dealer made me sign last time I bought Heroin (v1.0) from him! "In the event that Heroin becomes your drug interface of choice, the user agrees that all future "licenses" will be purchased at double the original cost directly from Big Louie Drug Tech Solutions LLP." That’s nothing. You should see the EULA my dealer made me sign last time I bought Heroin (v1.0) from him!
“In the event that Heroin becomes your drug interface of choice, the user agrees that all future “licenses” will be purchased at double the original cost directly from Big Louie Drug Tech Solutions LLP.”

]]> By: GeeksAreMyPeeps http://boingboing.net/2008/04/29/malware-gets-a-eula.html#comment-176252 GeeksAreMyPeeps Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-176252 Stories like this are why I no longer need to read the Onion. Stories like this are why I no longer need to read the Onion.

]]> By: noen http://boingboing.net/2008/04/29/malware-gets-a-eula.html#comment-176310 noen Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-176310 Ayyyyyyyyy! Wassa madder? We're jest doin' bidness 'ere. Ayyyyyyyyy! Wassa madder? We’re jest doin’ bidness ‘ere.

]]> By: buddy66 http://boingboing.net/2008/04/29/malware-gets-a-eula.html#comment-176363 buddy66 Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-176363 Great chutzpah! Right up there with the kid who kills his parents asking for leniency because he's a 'poor orphan boy.' Great chutzpah! Right up there with the kid who kills his parents asking for leniency because he’s a ‘poor orphan boy.’

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