By Cory Doctorow at 10:31 am Wed, Apr 30, 2008
“Stilted Tribbles! Argh!”
Finally! Something to go with my armchair
Oh, ‘Furniture’ stools.
@#2: Didn’t John describe that chair in the Book of Revelation…
They look interesting–I want to pet them. But you know that they are going to become one big matted mess that will require brushing. Gawd, I don’t have the time to brush my stools. Anyone who has had a sheep skin rug knows what a mess they can become.
Dear God, Prerus! I’m not a kid, but I think sitting on that would still scar me for life.
That is one scary arm chair.
There should some plastic droppings sold with the stools,to scatter underneath. Further, this item has inspired me:the Stool Stool. It will be disgusting.
thaT’LL go over big in New Zealand
Takuan, thank you. LOL. The stool stool…ha ha ha
it will also have a small,louvered compartment for the olfactory element. (sold separately)
@ Antinous (#3): I had vivid, horrible images of sitting on the tip of an impacted fecal…. thing.
When the image loaded…. all I could think of was Dugong shit.
This ends my highbrow contribution for the day.
Mail (will not be published) (required)
Happy Mutants, Kids
Submit a tip
The rules you agree to by using this website.
Who will be eaten first?
Jason Weisberger, Publisher
Ken Snider, Sysadmin