The Black Oven, a blog devoted to gloomy baking ("Immaculate confections succumbed to northern darkness") presents us with this fabulous recipe for Black Metal Cupcakes:
Link (Thanks, Marilyn!)
Le Petit Gateau du Les Legions Noire - Traditional cupcakes inspired by untraditional black metal
In a perfect world everything would be as stark and void of color as these cupcakes. They are baneful in their absolute disdain for your tastelessness, and are true misanthropes as far as baked goods go.