Black Metal cupcakes

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24 Responses to “Black Metal cupcakes”

  1. ThinkPositive says:

    Eat enough cake and you could have black metal teeth.

  2. License Farm says:

    This really ought to just be a category on Gothic Martha Stewart; I don’t think the concept, as amusing in abstraction as it might be, can support a site on its own.

  3. Murderface says:

    Brutal.

  4. Delic05 says:

    Le Petit Gateau du Les Legions Noire = awful wannabe french sentence, I would not eat something that hurt french language that much

  5. Delic05 says:

    Neverming im wrong ;, I didnt get it

  6. Anonymous says:

    Black Metal Cupcakes? C’omon now…real BM cupcakes would have corpse paint don’t you think? Where’s thee signature black and white aesthetics that makes TRUE BLACK METAL! These cupcakes look more like DOOM METAL cupcakes to me.

  7. arkizzle says:

    OK, well maybe all of you, “these look like the ones my mom used to make” we’re birthed by Satan, and grew up in Miseryland..

    These look like something HR Giger would make, look at the centre, all rotten with pus and inner gloopyness.. lotus-seed-boob cakes anyone?

    (I mean, chocolaty yes, but these are like DeathYums)

  8. Antiglobalism says:

    Burzum would be proud, if the chocolate resembles the coat of Odin.

  9. Antiglobalism says:

    Burzum would be proud, if the chocolate resembles the coat of Odin.

  10. Conservationist says:

    Cute cupcakes.

    Black metal, as a genre, advocates natural selection, inequality, warfare, intolerance of Abrahamic faiths, and the eradication of liberal attitudes (tolerance, charity, peace, civil rights, imposed social justice).

    So, not so cute.

  11. Apreche says:

    My friend made these, and he brought them over for a tabletop RPG session. It’s almost unbelievable that he made them in his tiny apartment kitchen. They tasted like something you get in a very fancy bakery.

  12. Lobster says:

    I don’t see what’s so “metal” about them. They just look chocolate to me.

  13. wafna says:

    and as appetizing as a bubo.

  14. Jake says:

    They are usually just called Black Bottoms… my mom made them all the time when I was a kid. They are delicious!

  15. Anonyman says:

    I also fail to see where metal enters into this. Maybe if they used blood in place of sugar…

  16. ill lich says:

    H.R. Geiger ate here.

  17. scott10010 says:

    My mom has been making these for 20 years. She might be the least metal person on the planet.

    They are delicious.

  18. the_dannobot says:

    Do not sample the frosting! It’s made of mercury!

  19. UnderRat says:

    Damn you DANNOBOT, you beat me to the Metalocolypse reference. Guess I have to get up earlier and deal with hangovers better.

  20. twig says:

    Oh, those look delicious.

  21. Halloween Jack says:

    I think that the degree of legitimate black metalness that these cupcakes possess can be determined by the fact that they’re named in French instead of some Nordic/Germanic language. Nonetheless, they look yummy and I’ll have to whip up a batch for my next gaming session.

  22. marmorek says:

    Some people . . . some people like cupcakes exclusively,
    While I myself say there is naught nor ought there be
    Nothing so exalted on the face of God’s grey earth
    As that prince of foods . . . The Muffin!

  23. pauldrye says:

    I think that the degree of legitimate black metalness that these cupcakes possess can be determined by the fact that they’re named in French instead of some Nordic/Germanic language

    Or at the very least they could be named Chöcolate Cüpcakes. Still, I e-mailed the recipe to myself at home — they look delicious.

  24. efergus3 says:

    #11: Really miss him. And I’ll pass the dental floss to you. The good stuff, from Montana.

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