Callum Ainsworth, 18, of Kilwinning, England Scotland, will go on trial in August for, er, pretending to have sex with a car. He has denied a charge of public indecency. According to the Irvine Times, "he is accused of running along a street naked, bending over the vehicle and simulating sexual intercourse." Link (via Fortean Times)
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