Also, I’m not a vegan but all y’all haters have clearly never been to a vegan potluck. Delicious!

IMHO, there is something wrong in America and it will not change until some defining moment takes place that finally wakes up the average American.

But we can’t tell you.

For security reasons.

Dude, Scottfree, I have one word for you: Bacon.

Pork is on the fork in this house.

Learn to make vegan hotdish?

And the clothes they wear…they don’t call it Tie DIE for nothing! Wearing hemp necklace or not, anyone using words like Peace and Love be arrested, as these are merely clever code words for Bomb and… well… Bigger Bomb…

Wow… being a paranoid nutfook is easier than I thought!

It’s a sad state of affairs, but I am quite excited to see what goes down in September.

I wonder if they’ve already infiltrated my group, hmmmmmmmmm……..

That’s generous of you.

I’d like to be a politician but I’d be snarly about abandoning any of my beliefs for the sake of actually getting in office and pressing the others. I’m thinking of trying to speech write for a politician though or be a high level advisor. I don’t know how I’d get in on that (and if I’m on THE LIST I might get arrested for trying! O_O;;)

Haha, that press release about the tasers is great!

““The RNC Welcoming Committee’s order of tasers has absolutely nothing to do with the upcoming Republican convention,” said Ann O’ Nymmity of the RNC-WC. “These deadly, yet humane, weapons are needed simply to protect the safety of members of our community on a day-to-day basis. The timing is purely a coincidence.””

Ah, the Ben Stein route. That’s going to require you to host a game show at some point.

I mean, how many vegan police officers do you know?

Also, read ‘terrorism’ here as run of the mill demonstrators, like there are /every/ time there’s any kind of convention, who may or may not be armed with pies/eggs. There may or may not be anything more to it, but I have my suspicions. Remember, in Europe a few years back, before they were traded for the Muslims, Anarchists were the favourite scapegoat. There was even an article in the times recommending the WOMBLES be put on the list of terrorist organisations, whose members should be arrested on sight. Anybody who remembers the WOMBLES knows how ridiculous that was. Being able to put a protester away while making a big deal of it in the media, about the home grown terrorist threat and so on, was what these people lived for, and they weren’t above planting provocateurs. You would think after 9/11 introducing vegans as a threat as well would just confuse people, but you never know.

They usually approach people who are outgrowing that kind of activist lifestyle, especially if they have kids/debts [something to use as leverage], and its a bit like drugs, because they will ask for something that doesn’t seem like it will hurt anyone, then gradually ask for more and more.

And if its an undercover cop, for some reason, they’ll go as far as dousing themselves in urine–I’ve heard of the Met doing this for drug stakeouts–but they’ll usually have nice shoes/a nice watch. Don’t ask me why.

I certainly don’t stand by violence, but I think the police approach to domestic dissent is abhorrent.