Comments on: WTF?!, a Flash-based World of Warcraft parody

By: The Mockingbird

The Mockingbird — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

This is awesome. Hours of gameplay to find all the secrets and such. I’ve beaten Mary Daly, Einstein, Spirit of Herr Freud, Mr. Marx and Mario….I also have the ultimate weapon: The Broom of Destiny. It causes 60,000,000 Damage per second and gives you + 1000 strength, +1000 stamina, and negates all damage taken by enemies…I’m level 20(Max level) on Lumpen, haven’t tried Phallicity yet, but all in all, this is a MUST-SEE game. I LOVE it.

By: OM

OM — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

…Moon Patrol! Holy frack, I’d *LONG* forgotten that one ever existed, and I spent a lot of quarters on it when it came out! I knew those spinning doo-dads in the sky looked familiar, but now it all makes sense!

…I didn’t play it for all that long, but I’m wondering if there’s a Defender homage somewhere :-)

By: ariadneallan

ariadneallan — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Being a non-player with a husband who does play, this is funny. I wonder if he’ll turn his nose up at it?

By: Comedian

Comedian — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

@#3:Mantari

“GO TO B -> COMPLETE SIMPLE TASK -> RETURN TO A
GO TO B -> COMPLETE SIMPLE TASK -> RETURN TO A
GO TO B -> COMPLETE SIMPLE TASK -> RETURN TO A
GO TO B -> COMPLETE SIMPLE TASK -> RETURN TO A”

Sounds like my last travel job.

By: The Mockingbird

The Mockingbird — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Oh, and the map that is supposedly empty…It’s not. Spirit of Sigmund Freud spawns there, you just have to wait a bit.

By: Astragali

Astragali — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

To those of you wanting to get to the “L-80 Reward”… it does state on the website:

“In this first installment…”

It probably hasn’t been implemented yet. But I’ll admit I’m guessing.

By: Agent 86

Agent 86 — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Any way to hack my stats?

By: noen

noen — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Oddly, I’ve never played WoW. I must be weird.

By: Stefan Jones

Stefan Jones — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I stay away from games like that so I have time to write them!

By: Mantari

Mantari — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I’ve never played WoW either, but I have played MUDs. And I thought a text based multiplayer role playing game could be tedious!

GO TO B -> COMPLETE SIMPLE TASK -> RETURN TO A
GO TO B -> COMPLETE SIMPLE TASK -> RETURN TO A
GO TO B -> COMPLETE SIMPLE TASK -> RETURN TO A
GO TO B -> COMPLETE SIMPLE TASK -> RETURN TO A

By: Anonyman

Anonyman — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

The mouse didn’t work at all for me, it seemed to have a mind of its own.
(gentoo/firefox)

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Does anyone knwo how to unlock “L80 reward” thats sits in bottom of the login screen ???

By: punctiliouspig

punctiliouspig — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Worked fairly well for me on Safari. I never played WoW and tried this. Now I see why I don’t play WoW..tedious! It seems you can choose an extreme patriarchal journey or extreme feminist journey..I chose the latter and ended up having to castrate a few dozen wifebeaters. That’s all I could take.

By: Agent 86

Agent 86 — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I’ve never been tempted, if only because those that play have trouble not thinking about it. When I find a friend that manages to put a happy 2 hours a week into a MMO, I’ll pick up a copy.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Haha, if you kill Mario before you kill marx, you get a bunch of awesome shit like superstars and mushrooms. That’s how I beat marx (:. BTW, does anyone know how to unlock the level 80 thing? The max level is 20…

By: Talia

Talia — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Love this. Lets see how long it lasts when WoW’s legal team gets wind of it though.

By: Adam Price

Adam Price — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I beat it – I think. There seems to be one quest that doesn’t work (einstein) and it gets very silly at the end (When you enter supermario world and get all of marios implements, you become so powerful that you can’t be stopped by anybody except marx, who is still WAY WAY too powerful to be defeated. One of the “worlds” is entirely empty – a desert are with crappy graphics from “Moon Blasters” overlaid. Not worth the time.

By: Anonyman

Anonyman — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Congratulations, #6!, you just described WoW!

By: mgabrysSF

mgabrysSF — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

re: ADAM

Close – those graphics were from Irem/William’s Moon Patrol:

http://www.klov.com/game_detail.php?game_id=8747

By: Stanium

Stanium — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

It’s not about the setting, the guy just took a famous one. But he storyline, quest and, as I suspect, dialogues must be just fabulous. The mentioned two, Karl Marx and Sigmund Freud, are a very good sign of that.

By: umbilicaleyeball

umbilicaleyeball — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

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By: holtt

holtt — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

They’ve made the SDK they used to create this available for download at http://www.aoedipus.net/sdk.html

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

im stuck in items in SDK. Why can’t i paste or edit text in the item list? and how do i open with notepad? it always opens on the internet on any setting.