Rogier van Bakel: Why I won't be allowed to fly

Rogier van Bakel says:
The other week, it just emerged, some guy wasn't allowed to board a plane because he wore a shirt of a cartoon character holding a gun.

So he changed his shirt.

My problem isn't quite so easily solved. I've got an old tattoo. Of a bomb. TSA Men in Black are probably on their way to my house right now. Help!