Voyeur hid cell phone in rear

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47 Responses to “Voyeur hid cell phone in rear”

  1. grimc says:

    @Sethum

    Maybe somebody called

  2. Ratbus says:

    No, it wasn’t on vibrate. It was set to silent, but deadly.

  3. warloc66 says:

    Ouch, that could hurt, especially if it was a Blackberry. Or would that be a Dingleberry?

  4. w000t says:

    Ah, the Cincinnati stash: twisted sibling of the more-famous and equally-unpleasant Cleavand steamer.

  5. Takuan says:

    dingleberry? only if you left a call hanging

  6. Lea Hernandez says:

    New for 2009, the Motorola Butthole Surfer.

  7. Glossolalia Black says:

    CORNERS. Jesus, people. And probably no more lube than the cold, clammy sweat of the moment.

    Everybody’s butthole deserves better, even criminals.

  8. nikos says:

    Simply asinine.

  9. Cupcake Faerie says:

    How many minutes does his plan have?

  10. franko says:

    oh, come on… SOMEBODY has to say it: pix or it didn’t happen.

  11. Anonymous says:

    So, in the end, he had a Brownie camera?

  12. Moon says:

    Oh, geez. I’m glad I stumbled on this thread. Hahahaha!

    There are a lot of hot women in Cincinnati, but you need to have a better plan to get naked pictures. Maybe do a Cincinnati naked tanning salon GIS.

    /OK, I did that – maybe not.

  13. Phikus says:

    He’s just ahead of his time (ahem… or aomething like that. Talk about hands-free…)

    Ad from the future: The new a-phone with supository technology, now with brown-tooth(tm)!

  14. Cowicide says:

    Well, he really pulled that one out of his ass.

  15. gabu says:

    Hope it wasn’t an old Motorola Brick…. he’d end up looking like frickin’ Spongebob.

  16. keitmo says:

    I’m guessing he is an AT&T customer: more bars in more places.

    Note to self: Never borrow another person’s cell phone — you don’t know where they’ve been.

  17. Simon Greenwood says:

    Ah well, no-one did it… Did he ring himself up?

    Mine’s the coat made of veal.

  18. CleverUserName says:

    Probably got crappy reception anyway…

  19. Fish says:

    I thought I had stepped into Fark territory.

  20. gobo says:

    He’d just eaten some goetta and a Three-Way and was doing what he could in a social situation, really.

  21. dainel says:

    Be careful next time you buy a cell phone off Ebay. You don’t know where it has been before …

  22. Chnoubis says:

    Holy crap, I went to high school with that guy. And he is likely the most famous, at this point. Which says a lot about my high school.

  23. dman says:

    > Probably got crappy reception anyway…

    Either way, the phone is definitely buggered now!

  24. Avram says:

    “For five years I carried your father’s cellphone in my ass….”

  25. Agent 86 says:

    The true 5th pocket?

  26. Talia says:

    Well that was a silly thing to do, no buts about it.

  27. bxrguy says:

    Why that cheeky devil!

  28. Blue says:

    He was just trying to change his ringtone.

  29. pauldrye says:

    No, actually he had to have put it in his rectum. The anus is the ring of muscle that keeps the rectum closed.

    You may now proceed with “…bloody well killed ‘im!” jokes

  30. RJ says:

    Well, Ohio IS the cornhole state.

  31. The Unusual Suspect says:

    Be careful not to dial a wrong number in Cincinnati. You could find yourself talking to a real ass.

  32. JDubsMontreal says:

    Ha. That’s what I call “smell phone” technology. I’ll be here all week…

  33. artbot says:

    Finally someone grants my wish and shoves their cell phone up their ass.

  34. Lonin says:

    Can you rear me now?

  35. Takuan says:

    there’s no law against keeping your phone there. I suggest it for passing through TSA held territory.

  36. Talia says:

    Ahahahaha, Lonin. You win.

  37. nigelstwin says:

    His words upon arrest?
    “Oh, poo.”

  38. Talia says:

    Or maybe he’s just a cyanide and happiness fan.

    http://www.explosm.net/comics/725/

  39. dbarak says:

    I wonder if he had it on vibrate?

  40. Anselm says:

    Well, there’s a second reason why most tight asses wouldn’t want to spend the money on a cell phone.

  41. sonipitts says:

    How much you wanna bet there was an epic rock-paper-scissor battle to choose the guy who had to do retrieval duty?

  42. jenjen says:

    That might have been illegal in some states.

  43. Takuan says:

    that’s what the antennae is for

  44. Takuan says:

    clearly not a Wet Spots fan

  45. CastanhasDoPara says:

    I have to wonder who was in his fave five.

  46. Sethum says:

    I keep wondering what led the police to discovering the phone…

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