Voyeur hid cell phone in rear

Jeffrey Barrier, of my hometown Cincinnati, Ohio, was allegedly trying to snap phonecam pics of nude women in a tanning salon. Police were called but Barrier denied the charges. Then they found his cell phone in his butt. According to a Hamilton County Sheriff's Office report, Barrier "hid evidence in his anus." The Smoking Gun has more. Link (Thanks, Tara McGinley!)

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  1. No, actually he had to have put it in his rectum. The anus is the ring of muscle that keeps the rectum closed.

    You may now proceed with “…bloody well killed ‘im!” jokes

  2. Be careful not to dial a wrong number in Cincinnati. You could find yourself talking to a real ass.

  3. there’s no law against keeping your phone there. I suggest it for passing through TSA held territory.

  4. Well, there’s a second reason why most tight asses wouldn’t want to spend the money on a cell phone.

  5. Ouch, that could hurt, especially if it was a Blackberry. Or would that be a Dingleberry?

  6. Ah, the Cincinnati stash: twisted sibling of the more-famous and equally-unpleasant Cleavand steamer.

  7. CORNERS. Jesus, people. And probably no more lube than the cold, clammy sweat of the moment.

    Everybody’s butthole deserves better, even criminals.

  8. Oh, geez. I’m glad I stumbled on this thread. Hahahaha!

    There are a lot of hot women in Cincinnati, but you need to have a better plan to get naked pictures. Maybe do a Cincinnati naked tanning salon GIS.

    /OK, I did that – maybe not.

  9. He’s just ahead of his time (ahem… or aomething like that. Talk about hands-free…)

    Ad from the future: The new a-phone with supository technology, now with brown-tooth(tm)!

  10. I’m guessing he is an AT&T customer: more bars in more places.

    Note to self: Never borrow another person’s cell phone — you don’t know where they’ve been.

  11. Be careful next time you buy a cell phone off Ebay. You don’t know where it has been before …

  12. How much you wanna bet there was an epic rock-paper-scissor battle to choose the guy who had to do retrieval duty?

  13. Ah well, no-one did it… Did he ring himself up?

    Mine’s the coat made of veal.

  14. He’d just eaten some goetta and a Three-Way and was doing what he could in a social situation, really.

  15. Holy crap, I went to high school with that guy. And he is likely the most famous, at this point. Which says a lot about my high school.

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