Pig with monkey face

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  1. Anonymous says:

    A pig like that, you don’t eat all at once.

  2. nabru says:

    Well, I didn’t really want to eat lunch today anyways..

  3. SuperDoop says:

    Monkey Pig is Love.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Now why wasn’t -that- in the terrible new X-files movie?

  5. klg19 says:

    SOME PIG.

    Where’s Charlotte when you need her?

  6. Anonymous says:

    where is my unicorn chaser!!!

  7. Justin Ried says:

    Awh, you guys are mean. It’s totally cute, like straight out of Monsters Inc.

  8. mappo says:

    Anyone else smell a photochop? In the second and third photos it has a smooth, round head, but on the first photo it has a distinct Noodly Appendage on top of its head.

  9. Comedian says:

    This is fake.

    It clearly is a pig-bodied monkey.

  10. benny nero says:

    Like the fella said: “Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.”

  11. Anonymous says:

    It looks like it’s halfway to a cyclops. Malformed jaw, malformed legs, malformed eyes/snout. Don’t think it will live long. Didn’t that pig with two faces also come out of china not so long ago?

  12. ttcfcl says:

    I’d like to thank Mark for the Bunnyzilla-chaser.

  13. Blue says:

    Will Wright’s master plan has come to fruition. The Spore Creature Creator has achieved critical mass and is manifesting in our universe.

    It can only be days until the inevitable arrival of the penis monsters.

  14. Phikus says:

    I hope it can see with those eyes. They don’t look like they have much… pigment.

  15. dbarak says:

    It looks like it might be blind. I hope it’s not in any discomfort or anything.

  16. Nelson.C says:

    Ill Lich @23: Because the ones born with rat faces were also born with the bodies of… rats!

  17. joanna says:

    Definitely worth clicking on that second link – the Indonesian pig in the third photo has the huggable dejected ugliness of a Henson creation, like Ludo in Labyrinth.

  18. Anonymous says:

    Hmmm
    Suprisingly this bolsters my faith in evolution. If one mutation can have such a dramatic effect, maybe creating a new species isn’t so hard after all.

  19. IWood says:

    It’s a monkey-faced pig. Of course it’s not comfortable.

  20. Anonymous says:

    Oh my gosh, that looks like the mutated domestic pigs from the takes place in Chernobyl-zone game: STALKER Oblivion Lost

  21. dbarak says:

    He he… IWOOD, I didn’t mean “socially” uncomfortable. ; ) I wonder how the other pigs react to it?

  22. Anonymous says:

    The piglet looks like it suffers from some Sonic Hedgehog transcription error a la the cyclops baby born in India last year, or the infamous kitten. Either its a genetic defect or the sow was exposed to some environmental toxin. Poor piglet.

  23. Nelson.C says:

    Mappo @5: Different sides of its head. On the right side it’s smooth, but on the left there’s a depression or discoloured down. Given that this is probably a developmental growth problem there’s almost bound to be some asymmetry to the poor thing.

    As to being a photoshop, I would think it unlikely: downy fur is a bugger to photoshop around convincingly, and I think a photoshopper would have created something more photogenically ugly.

  24. Sork says:
    Monkey pig, monkey pig.
    Does whatever a monkey pig does.
    Can he swing from a tree?
    No he can't he's a pig.
    So watch out, here's the monkey pig
  25. Itsumishi says:

    @AngryHippo.

    Damn you beat me to it! Al Gore was only a little bit off. Now I wonder if it’s gene’s will splice with an elephant?

  26. butfirst says:

    To Mappo at #8: It appears the 3 photos on Xenophilius are of two different piglets. The first appears to be the piglet from Fengzhang village in China, but the people in the two subsequent pictures don’t look like Chinese villagers. In fact, the crest on the man’s cap in the third picture suggests it’s more likely a village in Indonesia and therefore a different piglet.

    This of course means that the pig/ape creatures are appearing across the globe. I, for one, welcome our new overlords, I just wasn’t expecting them to be a cross between Planet of the Apes and Babe.

  27. Anonymous says:

    Has anyone read Animal Farm? This is like.. the last sentence of the book. The weird thing is, I just finished it for the first time yesterday.. Freaky

  28. Trent Hawkins says:

    Oh crap it’s an Orc!

    Gank it before it takes lumber mill!

  29. Ugly Canuck says:

    Isn’t that a face from that kids’ cartoon…Care bears? The evil troll helper to a nasty little girl…I’ve seen it while channel surfing…or is it the Smurfs?

  30. Anonymous says:

    man do i feel bad for the mother

  31. heatScore says:

    umm monkey face?
    more like pig farmer face.

    uhhh yeah.

  32. Anonymous says:

    It’s like something straight out of the wuzzels.

  33. mdhatter says:

    I’d name it Soylent.

  34. ill lich says:

    I don’t get it. . . isnt this supposed to be the Year of The Rat in the Chinese zodiac? Why wasnt it born with a rat face?

  35. minTphresh says:

    i for one welcome our simian-faced, porcine overlords!

  36. Anonymous says:

    T E R R I F I C !

    S P O N T A N I U S !

    H U M B L E !

  37. darren says:

    Maybe they can teach it to talk.

  38. Pipenta says:

    Poor thing looks very much blind.

    And it looks creepy. It reminds me very much of the baby alien in the last Alien movie.

  39. airshowfan says:

    It’s hideous. No one will be willing to buy it…

    Oh, I doubt that.

    Let’s go. Bidding starts at US$ 25… ;)

  40. tl says:

    Yikes…What’s going on at the Hundred Acre Wood?

  41. Anonymous says:

    That’ll do pig, that’ll do.

  42. angryhippo says:

    ManBearPig!

  43. Tenn says:

    It’s not that disturbing to me.

    Suprisingly this bolsters my faith in evolution. If one mutation can have such a dramatic effect, maybe creating a new species isn’t so hard after all.

    Er, okay. I believe in evolution, but this is a muy mal mutation, not the good sort that leads to good changes in a species.

  44. jazzmaster says:

    i want this…ill gladly pay to own this magnificent creature

  45. chenry says:

    Ms Piggy cheated on Kermit with Joey or David Monkey!

  46. FourFiveFire says:

    There’s an almost…Dick Traceyesque quality to him.

  47. Anonymous says:

    I… wow. It looks a lot like a Sonic Hedgehog deficiency to me, although I’m no scientist. Simply put, Sonic Hedgehog is the same gene that causes those famous cycloptic kittens every so often–from Wikipedia: sonic hedgehog has also been shown to act as an axonal guidance cue. It has been demonstrated that Shh attracts commissural axons at the ventral midline of the developing spinal cord.[6] Specifically, Shh attracts retinal ganglion cell (RGC) axons at low concentrations and repels them at higher concentrations.

    It basically makes sure things in the middle split bilaterally like they’re supposed to–note the small round snout and really closely-set eyes. The large forehead and mouth deformities tend to show up in cycloptic animals, too.

  48. Anonymous says:

    poor little piggy :/

  49. JonathanMaberry says:

    Now that’s just too cool. I would definitely raise that l’il critter.

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  50. franith says:

    it kinda looks like … mr garrison!

  51. ichaduma says:

    @ #50

    You’re right. The piglet in first picture is from Fengzhang village, China — as posted in Xenophilius and Orange. But one in the other two pictures is from Watuliney village, North Sulawesi Island, Indonesia.

  52. Anonymous says:

    Saw this on a South Korean website today. This is just pure nasty.

  53. Orchestra Spy says:

    @ #1, yeah man you said it. If it was mine I would have an underling euthanize it. All hail the pig gods to give this little one wings ;>

  54. Anonymous says:

    Look like the handiwork of depleted uranium. Where was this pic taken?

  55. Kirsten says:

    Airshowfan@25 – I concur. $35.

  56. inger says:

    dude, i TOTALLY dated that guy.

  57. cinemajay says:

    All the more reason to skip food shipped from China.

  58. insomma says:

    Which came first, the monkey or the pig?

  59. VICTOR JIMENEZ says:

    Looks like a John K. toon!
    I would expect that pig smoking a big habano with Ren or Stimpy…

  60. error404 says:

    And first off the blocks with a poorly thought out declaration of “Photoshop” is….

    #8 posted by mappo.

    Congratulations

  61. monstrinho_do_biscoito says:

    christ! stop it looking at me!

  62. justONEguy says:

    I just threw up in my mouth a little.

    No wait… a lot.

  63. Jim O'Connell says:

    Interesting how the guy in the doorway doesn’t want his face in the photo. I wonder if there’s a family resemblance…

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