Over in Scalzi's blog, the commenters are having fun making up zombie rhymes:
What are zombie rhymes? Well, they're like this:
Q: What do zombies like to eat?
A: BRAAAAAAAAAAINS.Q: What do vegetarian zombies like to eat?
A: GRAAAAAAAAAAINS.Q: What do vegetarian zombies eat when they're on vacation in Jamaica?
A: PLANTAAAAAAAINS.Q: What is the favorite city of Illinois zombies?
A: DES PLAAAAAAINES.Q: What are zombies' favorite scale model entertainment?
A: MODEL TRAAAAAINS.
Toward a Canonical List of Zombie Rhymes
(Thanks, Marilyn!)
(Image: San Francisco Zombie Flash Mob, a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike photo from Ioerror's Flickr stream)
