Couple gets hitched at a funeral home


16 Responses to “Couple gets hitched at a funeral home”

  1. i_am_at_work says:

    A friend of mine did this as well. He is a mortician and using the chapel at the funeral home was a much more financially savvy choice.

  2. PFlint says:

    “That’s not cake!”

    OK, that’s my “Ew, funeral home” joke.

  3. markfrei says:

    Sounds like Gram Parson’s “$1000 Dollar Wedding”

  4. Enochrewt says:

    I don’t understand why people are freaked out about funeral homes. People die, fact of life. A funeral home is just as much about honoring the life of recently departed as they are for preparing the dead for preservation. I don’t see how having a wedding there is any different than that, nyuk, nyuk.

    • Antinous says:

      I don’t understand why people are freaked out about funeral homes.

      It’s not the death part. It’s the pickling and spray-painting to make the corpses look like life-sized dolls that’s creepy.

  5. pinupblog says:

    may be they are gothic lovers ! LOL

  6. Takuan says:

    funeral homes are about extracting money from the living. The handling and disposal of the dead should be done with minimum ceremony and maximum speed and dignity. The remembrance and honoring are by the living, for the living. Burn me and sprinkle me from a cardboard box. Use any money left to help those money can help or to get everybody really drunk for a day. Then get back to work.

  7. Takuan says:

    well let’s not be too hasty here now, some people LIKE dolls…

  8. trr says:

    What, no jokes about marriage being like death anyways or something?

  9. eustace says:

    This guy really thinks outside the box.

  10. certron says:

    What, no Rocky Horror Picture Show references?

  11. aixwiz says:

    From what I’ve heard, the wedding ceremony and party afterward were to die for!

  12. brainswarm says:

    There’s a funeral home in St. George, Utah that has a beautiful staircase. My sister had her bridal photos taken there, and apparently they have brides come in to do this several times a week.

  13. yonderboy says:

    That sign just made my weird mind immediately read “Stench and Markings”. But that finds anyway.

  14. MoeJoe says:

    Harold and Maude? Didn’t anyone else think of Harold and Maude when they read this story?

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