Penis iceberg


48 Responses to “Penis iceberg”

  1. Tgg161 says:

    I think he took a picture of himself and photoshopped it blue so he could show everyone his junk.

  2. Frank_in_Virginia says:

    Hey we dick with nature, now it can dick back.

  3. Catt says:

    By Andy Rouse?

    A Rouse?

  4. sonny p fontaine says:

    and what a cold prick he was…

  5. Talia says:

    I’m not sure a penis shaped ice fragment would be the right shape to lure sailors to their doom..

    #11: hehee. nice catch.

  6. ibdense says:

    This is one more example of how global warming is going to screw us!

  7. David Pescovitz says:

    CATT @11, The article I linked to referenced “Rouse” too, but apparently he’s a real guy.

    V @12, You win.

  8. ZehnKatzen says:

    Well, whoever gave us this photo certainly doesn’t Suck At Photoshop (if you know what I mean and I think you all do).

    I also find the adviso to “turn the photo 90 degrees to get the full effect” to be screamingly hilarious. Also, at 90 degress the thing would melt anyway, so there you go there.

  9. Drhaggis says:

    Bonus points for the first Peninsula pun.

  10. ZehnKatzen says:

    @V (#12), I concur with Pescovitz. You get the prize.

    Boy that photo gave the the “uh-oh” feeling.

  11. Chas44 says:

    …or the first discussion about “blue balls.”

  12. Guesstimate Jones says:

    And that’s just the tip of the iceberg…

  13. Secret_Life_of_Plants says:

    @14 Talia

    One more for your growing collection:

  14. dbarak says:

    Something something “shrinkage.”

  15. Anonymous says:

    i wonder if that’s the iceberg that screwed Titanic

  16. darkbeanie says:

    I’m reminded by #12, a long time ago I saw a photograph (actually a slide I think?) of an extremely penis-shaped hoodoo which I believe was somewhere near Arches National Park in the Moab, Utah area, appropriately called “the Phallus”. The likeness was absolutely amazing. I’ve occasionally searched for a picture of it online, but haven’t turned up anything…

  17. IWood says:

    #14 Talia

    I beg to differ. “Hello sailor!”

  18. freeyourcrt says:


  19. starcadia says:

    North Pole.

  20. starcadia says:

    Oops. South Pole.

  21. Tranquil says:

    LOL that is hilarious!

  22. jfiscus says:

    Here’s one I took a few years ago, now that’s what I call “wood”.

  23. Peter Swimm says:

    Dang- Now the Republican party will really never doing anything to stop global warming.

  24. trr says:

    Plural of penis is penes, not penises, IIRC.

  25. Torley says:

    I appreciate how they did research on the photographer’s name just to assure it wasn’t a prank — so fitting it’s A. Rouse! ;D

    Now, where’s the female equivalent iceberg?

  26. V says:

    RE: #16 and 18- City of Rocks S.P., Deming, NM.

  27. ill lich says:

    “He’s really well hung, but so cold in bed.”

  28. IamInnocent says:

    All the Viagra that so many take has to get out of their system and then in the sewer, in the river, to the sea, to the Arctic ice fields…

  29. yiftach says:

    This gives BoingBoing a whole new meaning.

    (I can’t believe it took this long for someone to say this.)

  30. HereticGestalt says:

    @#14 Talia: Au contraire…you have clearly not heard enough Navy jokes. XD

  31. Beezy says:

    Is that an iceberg, or is Antarctica happy to see me?

  32. fnc says:

    Looks like somebody needs to cool off with a…warm shower?

  33. karengeier says:

    Meg: Dad, I’m sorry I have to say this, but… you’re a fat ass who’s completely incapable of performing the simplest tasks. But, you’re also my father, and you’re the only one I’ll ever have. So I’m not gonna fire you. Mr. Penisberg, I quit.
    Peter: “Penisberg”?!
    Mr. Penisberg: Yeah, yeah, get it all out of your system.

  34. Jamie Sue says:

    I demand that filthy perversion of nature be removed immediately!!! Can’t I go anywhere without being assaulted by penis shaped drinking straws and penis shaped ice?! How am I suppose to give my child a cold glass of lemonade without her seeing someone’s evil, dirty, and unholy cock’n’balls!!! There is nothing more sick and degrading to all of human kind than reproductive organs! They should all be cut off!!! God WILL rain his wrath upon all those that continue to pervert his natural creations!!!


    Was that too much?

  35. obeyken says:

    it’s not a penis, it’s a lighthouse.

  36. Keppoch says:

    I’ve seen bigger.

  37. SugarFree says:

    Given the proportions in comparison with the testicles, even rotated 90 degrees I doubt this little guy would give anyone the “full” effect.

    Maybe he’s a grower and not a shower.

  38. Gary61 says:

    “That’s not a penis, it’s a SPACE STATION!”

  39. JuliANSR says:

    Cocksicle Pic i took while hiking:

    since you seemed in the mood, here’s a photo i took.
    everyone asks me if i p-shopped it.

  40. JuliANSR says:

    since you seemed in the mood, here’s a photo i took.
    everyone asks me if i p-shopped it.

  41. Enochrewt says:

    From the article

    The cockberg was photographed by Andy Rouse in the Bransfield Strait near Antarctica.

    Experts now believe that it is only a matter of time before an armada of penis-shaped chunks begin to break off the Antarctic ice floes, and then roam the oceans wreaking havoc and luring sailors to their doom.

    OMG, I’m crying because I’m laughing so hard.

  42. ion_stasi says:

    my nuts feel cold all of a sudden

  43. A New Challenger says:

    Life is like a hurricane
    Here in Dickberg.

  44. Anne K. says:

    And I though a dicksicle was a bird….

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