My pal and BB eBay oddity scout Michael-Anne Rauback crochets these strangely appealing hats. Mark says they remind him of something Dr. Seuss's Cindy Lou Who might wear. As Michael-Anne says, they are "not for the timid." She sells them for $30 to $40 on Etsy. Her awesome Starfleet Academy t-shirt is not included. Michael-Anne's Hats
David Pescovitz is Boing Boing's co-editor/managing partner. He's also a research director at Institute for the Future. On Instagram, he's @pesco.