Yo mama’s so fat she eats all the wild animals and being made governor of Alaska was getting put on a diet.

Yo mama’s so fat the hotel california told her to stop eating or she CAN leave.

Ok, the fire alarm in the building just went off and I gotta evacuate.

Yo mama so bad with money, even the feds won’t give her any.

Yo mama so stupid, when she was a child they had to leave her behind.

Yo mama so fat, Palin wants to hunt her from a helicopter, videotape the hunt, and market the film as a King Kong remake.

Yo mama so ugly, she asked Obama for a kiss, and he changed his campaign logo to “O hell no”.

“Yo mama such a ho, the tab for the federal bailout plan is “700 billion dollars, plus fifty cents to have sex with yo mama.”

Haha.

Oh, and:

Yo momma’s so fat, they had to get the whole cast of SNL to play her.

@#3, cool thanks updating post!

Matt being #3 introduces a certain mefi-specific cognitive dissonance to this whole thing.

Yo momma’s such a ho, there’s a daily blog dedicated to her ho-i-ness called “Daily Hos”, run by Marhos Houlitsas.

Yo momma so stupid and vegan, when someone tried to stake vampire McCain, she protested.

Yo momma so vegan, she’s voting for McCain/Palin because every egg is precious.

Yo momma so ugly, people say “What’s McCain doin’ in a dress?”

Yo momma so fat, she ate all the vowels in a BoingBoing thread.

And, to quote the Bard:

Painter: “Y’are a dog.”
Apemantus: “Thy mother’s of my generation. What’s she, if I be a dog?”

– Timon of Athens, Shakespeare, Act I, Scene 1

Demetrius: “Villain, what hast thou done?”
Aaron: “That which thou canst not undo.”
Chiron: “Thou hast undone our mother.”
Aaron: “Villain, I have done thy mother.”

– Titus Andronicus, Shakespeare, Act IV, Scene II

Yo momma’s so fat she’s got her own congressional district.

Yo momma’s so fat her congressman is Bob’s Bigboy.

Yo mama’s so fat, her farts are considered rising world superpowers.

Yo mama’s so fat and nasty, she could feed an entire African nation with the crumbs in her mustache.

I was, however, totally sold ;-))

Yo mama’s so fat and stupid, she thinks Colin Powell is a diarrhetic.

Just because this sort of thing has its roots in West African culture does not automatically mean it is about race. Something can be influenced by an identified race without being /about/ race.

I mean, when I was in Africa, people did not point out to each other that they were, you know, dark skinned. They sort of already know.

About the only argument he has is that this particular type of expression was filtered through early black American experience, which is very often all about racial differences. But since “The Dozens” are often about relating to each other as equals, even among an a group that is part of a social power relationship this is a bit of a stretch.

beautiful

Yo mama so fat, McCain refers to her as “Those Ones.”
Classic!