Comments on: Beauty mask instructional video

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Every time I see something like this, I think I’d like to meet the people who thought it was a good idea… who, after finishing the video, STILL thought it was a good idea to release it…

anyway, they make the world a more hilarious place.

By: membrain

membrain — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I was just listening to Bjork’s Medulla album when I started the clip. It struck me as pretty spaced out actually. It’s remarkable how different music can make all the difference.

I do that a lot btw, listening to videos of all kind with different music on; i often use to watch entire TV show episodes with different music playing to it and the video sound muted.

By: dagfooyo

dagfooyo — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Looks like you use it to apply goo to your face, like an expensive version of a mud mask. At least the intent isn’t to wear it all the time in order to hide your real face and thus become “beautiful”. That’s what I thought at first.

By: Antinous

Antinous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Botox seems tame compared to facial self-tazing.

By: Jasonclock

Jasonclock — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojCIiaZ8jCw

By: isaacb2

isaacb2 — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Is this a sequence from Saw VI?

It’s the music that does it, you know. There’s something so… wrong… about the robot mask with the blinking lights when accompanied by Joe Cocker… wow, this is just made of awesome.

By: Takuan

Takuan — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

http://shewalkssoftly.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/review_tz_8.jpg

By: Secret_Life_of_Plants

Secret_Life_of_Plants — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

It reminds me of “Vanilla Sky”.

By: iguanoid

iguanoid — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I love the gasping last “…to meeee-eee-eee-eee” at 2:25. Its like Joe Cocker is trembling in terror.

Also, why did they not have the mister put on one and the two of them could make out in their Terrormasks?

Also again, I love how she puts it on while looking in the mirror and once its one she gives a cutesy little nod as if to say….Lookin’ good honey!

By: Mark Frauenfelder

Mark Frauenfelder — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Takuan@6: Very cool! I didn’t know someone made models of this Twilight Zone episode. Very well made (and appropriate for this video!)

By: premier mask miracle

premier mask miracle — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

That is a great beauty mask instruction video, i love natural ingredients.
premier mask miracle

By: aldasin

aldasin — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Tim & Eric territory

By: Jane Kansas

Jane Kansas — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

It’s like the beauty regime from land of the Stepford Wives, except every one of those women, after stroking their own faces and straps, was getting ready to grope the grotto. If you know what I mean.

By: Bledsoefilms

Bledsoefilms — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Creepiest post ever

By: SomeGuy

SomeGuy — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Crap. I sat through the whole thing waiting for the chainsaw scene.

There’s 2:41 of my life I’ll never get back.

By: Future Schlock

Future Schlock — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

This originally comes from the video blog, Everything is Terrible. Sorry for shameless self-promotion but they did not provide the link in the post.

By: Fred H

Fred H — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

“Cover her face, with the mask of Satan.”
-Black Sunday

By: EverythingIsTerrible

EverythingIsTerrible — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Hey! This video comes from us folks at Everything Is Terrible.

For more of our crap, please check out http://www.everythingisterrible.com
or http://www.youtube.com/user/everythingisterrible

By: batu b

batu b — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

buy the latest version:
http://www.amazon.com/Rejuvenique-RJV10KIT-Facial-Toning-Mask/dp/B00005JHWB
yes it’s STILL in stock!
here’s an excerpt from the original infomercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXcYVh-W14E

By: HappyKhaos

HappyKhaos — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Who knew Jason’s mother was so hot?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Goodness! It’s like The League of Gentlemen Christmas Special, except creepier….

By: Giovanni

Giovanni — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

someone please remix this with villain voice overs and creepy music

By: edgore

edgore — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I can’t believe that no one has made an “Eyes Without A Face” reference.

By: paincho

paincho — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Hehehe glad to see this creepy video making the rounds. Thought I’d give credit where credit is due though, Found Footage Festival. http://www.cine-magic.com/foundfootagefest.html These two guys tour the country with their festival of random things they found on VHS tapes, and in the second volume they have this face mask video. The Found Footage festival is one of the most hilarious things ever, I highly recommended getting the DVDs or seeing it live if you can. They bought one of the masks and wore it to some kids dance show filmed in Chicago… I almost pissed myself.

By: dewexdewex

dewexdewex — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

The Nestenes are back!

By: Teresa Nielsen Hayden / Moderator

Teresa Nielsen Hayden / Moderator — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Batu B @16: Aha! I thought that looked like electrode paste. That mask runs a current through muscle groups in your face, making them rapidly clench and relax. It's like a TENS unit or MyStim Digital Power Box, except you don't get your choice of where you want to position the leads. Mark, you're right: it's a short SF video, only it's real. It's also completely creepy. Time to hit the Chmurka archives: I need a chaser.

By: KurtMac

KurtMac — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

All it needs is a thin Guy Fawkes mustache and you’ll be ready to fight totalitarian dictators AND cleanse your pores at the same time! Faaaabulous!

By: btb

btb — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Oh god

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnLYs07YKe8

By: paincho

paincho — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Oops, my mistake, bad URL on the Found Footage Festival…

http://www.foundfootagefest.com/

and

http://www.myspace.com/foundfootagefestival to see tour dates and trailers…

By: Mark Frauenfelder

Mark Frauenfelder — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

“we got these masks from our evicted korean neighbor’s front lawn “