A "magic" way to make money on the Internet!


80 Responses to “A "magic" way to make money on the Internet!”

  1. Dornish says:

    I put on my robe and wizard’s hat

  2. janemakesmoney says:

    Well, as they say, sex sells. And people have been using sex to make money in various ways for a LONG time. I guess you could say it’s the original commodity!

  3. Takuan says:

    no dirty vicar?

  4. nemofazer says:

    #5 Jarvik7. Funniest thing I’ve read in weeks. Thanks.

  5. Krenath says:

    Wow. It’s like Baywatch for email.

  6. Kieran O'Neill says:

    Such magically maximized mammary glands
    What man could malign such matriarchy?
    ‘twould marshall his mast stiff as a marrowbone
    And maneuvre him to malignant materialism

  7. Darren Garrison says:

    I was watching my local news yesterday (WYFF) or and they showed a piece on how to make money on the internet– the piece discussed ebay, blogging, and I think a couple of other things. Then, when it came back to the local newscaster, he mentioned as examples of sites drudge, huffingtonpost (then said something about blogs in general that I don’t remember) and then said “boingboing.com” (yes, he said .com). So, three examples on his mind, and you guys are one of them!

  8. robulus says:

    Hey, are you completely clueless about… stuff?

    Do you not know how… junk’n’stuff… works?

    Does curiosity make you uncomfortable so you quickly think about products you’d like to purchase and make it go away?


    Let me talk to you about an exciting opportunity!

  9. Takuan says:

    ya know, we never did hear the Tarvuist official policy statement on this….

  10. macisaguy says:

    Turns out the internet isn’t a series of tubes at all. More of a series of boobs really.

  11. dougrogers says:

    Pull the string on Barbie’s back and she says, “Oooh, the internet is hard!”

  12. Brettspiel says:

    Magically delicious.

  13. loopfiend says:

    So this is what porn stars do on their days off.

  14. chenry says:

    I for one welcome this new influx of magically amateur softcore porn websites.

  15. Takuan says:

    it would be entertaining if it weren’t attached to the reality of the spam they must be pumping.

  16. Clay says:

    Bear Stearns webinar video, 2007:

    [busty brunette in tight business suit]

    “Just think about it; do you really know how your money magically appears in your checking account when you make a deposit? If you’re like me, you just endorse the check and away it goes, magically deposited.”

    [busty blonde in tight business suit]

    “Exactly. And these financial products work the same way. Just roll these mortgages that no one’s going to ever pay back into a few big, bouncy, glistening, collateralized debt obligations, and magically, you’ve got an investment that Moody’s has rated AAA. And you’re on your way to making money!”

  17. starcadia says:

    Hey, how to you think this site got its name?

    Boing, boing, boing, boing…

    Cha-ching! ;)

  18. benposch says:

    i can has magical boobsites?

  19. shmengie says:

    yeah, just knockin’ one out at work…

  20. ill lich says:

    Well, I guess the ways to make money on the internet are:

    1. Sex,

    2. A scam that convinces rubes they can make money on the internet with no actual work, or

    3. “Magic.”

  21. consideredopinion says:

    Sorry Arthur C. Clarke, but apparently at a sufficiently high enough level of technical and cultural development, the human is indistinguishable from a rock.

  22. jimh says:

    Wow, is it me or are Gabe and Max way hotter in this episode?

  23. pseudonym says:

    Russ Meyer said breasts were the cheapest special effect in movies.

  24. Anonymous says:

    Re ill lich’s remark:

    I think you’ll find that option 1, like sufficiently advanced technology, is indistinguishable from option 3

  25. ill lich says:

    This reminds me. . . I suddenly started liking Genesis P-Orrige’s music a lot more after he got those boobs put in.

  26. MarlboroTestMonkey7 says:

    Might consider this as a replacement for Unicorn Chasers. Magically so.

  27. Jarvik7 says:

    Does anyone here ACTUALLY know how boobs work?

  28. Takuan says:

    says the artificial heart

  29. Future Schlock says:

    Thanks for stealing my video, CollegeHumor.com. Be sure to subscribe to my videos so you don’t have to wait 2 months to steal!


  30. abe lugo says:

    boobly boob, boob, boob, magic, monkey.
    I think they show this commercial on COM channel to the guys that what the girls gone wild commercials.

    This also like the guy with the make money with question marks suit.

  31. RedMonkey says:

    I think these magic webistes likely involve breasts, given the commercial.

  32. el_beardo says:

    i think my pants just, magically, got tighter.

  33. niro5 says:

    I saw this infomercial on tv a few months ago. It was a whole day’s worth of cleavage stuffed into half an hour. Now THAT is magic. Three cheers for softcore infomercials!

  34. Jarvik7 says:

    I for one welcome our large breasted airheaded…

    Oh wait wrong site

  35. Spherical Time says:

    They really need to put “Don’t be a spammer” PSAs on during Saturday Morning Cartoons so that the next generation will regard these people as the con men that they are.

  36. honto says:

    I mean just think about it, do you really know how the internet works? If you’re like me, you just know how to type into the search box and click the search button and – magically – find boobies!

  37. Sekino says:

    Argh. They said ‘magically’ so many times in a row that the word now means nothing and sounds all weird to me o_0

  38. DeWynken says:

    their lips were moving, but I magically remember nothing they were talking about..

  39. Amsterdaam says:

    Look, I just typed in a box and it was magically posted to the internet!

    One click, even!

  40. amgunn says:

    Those are some magic tits.

  41. economyones says:

    For one, magic is never told. She seems to adhere to 1973 office politics, alienating women’s wisdom and reducing it to ‘can you see why i’m so happy? My sugar daddy is taking good care of me!’ rhetoric. Please.

    Seen from a mile away, in more ways than one.

  42. obeyken says:

    Sounds like a boobs way to earn a little extra boobs on the side.

  43. gabrielm says:

    What if I do know how email works?
    Oh.. where has the magic gone :(

  44. fnc says:

    I just substituted “through a system of information exchange protocols” for “magic” when watching the video and it didn’t seem so stoopid.

    And are they slyly suggesting that putting pictures of boobies on the internet can make you money?

  45. gabu says:

    Those websites magically spewing out of the monitor at the end of the clip just magically made me feel like I was tripping magically hard.

  46. franko says:

    there were boobs there?

    (see, mom? the gay is still working!)

  47. Icky Bob says:

    The word “magic” is the new “maverick”

  48. Anonymous says:

    so THAT’s how it’s done!! SHIT! And I thought this innerweb stuff was hard…

  49. Teller says:

    Why did they cut away to all those titles and stuff?

  50. cortana says:

    I didn’t even click the mouse. I just hit

  51. se7a7n7 says:

    Did anyone notice the boobs?

  52. mdh says:

    It’s not a big truck. It’s a series of boobs.

  53. buddy66 says:

    Who listened to it? What a pair of persuaders!

  54. Eduardo Padoan says:

    Your BLOG is CLOGING my MAGIC MONEY TUBES!</zippy>

  55. minTphresh says:

    eeny-meeny, chili-beany, those boobies are about to speak! are they friendly boobies? let’s listen!

  56. shMerker says:

    They love that word, “Magicly”. What year is this anyway? It looks about 20-30 years old.

    I really hate any of those TV ads that try to convince people they can be rich instantly from their home through reselling houses (with seemingly very little work, like remodeling a junk house.) or buying and selling stocks. It always seems like a sham to me.

  57. Dillenger69 says:

    I like the subtlety behind the font and color in “YOUR” at the top.
    My first thought was … Is this a Yahoo thing?
    I suppose you don’t try to rip off number one and make it look like a google page.

    … oh and boobies

  58. CraftDiner says:

    I clicked a link on Twitter and these boobs magically appeared.

  59. Foolster41 says:

    Darn it. I may have accidentally posted while logged in as my brother. Sorry.

  60. mdh says:

    Whatever you do, DON’T CLICK 4 TIMES!

  61. ChunkyMonkeyBrain says:

    isn’t this whole spiel about selling people directions on how to set up affiliate sites and listing services?

    seemed like it.

  62. dbarak says:

    I clicked on a link on Titter and these boobs magically appeared.

  63. mistervega says:

    oh crap! she must be a palin! like magically!

  64. Anonymous says:

    As we all know (thanks to ACC):

    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

  65. rAMPANTiDIOCY says:

    worthy of being said again:

    magic = tittays

  66. IronyElemental says:

    I expected them to start talking about muggles and quidditch.

  67. dbarak says:

    They’d probably drum up a bit more business if they were just naked.

  68. highlyevolved says:

    breasts + anything = better

    I defy someone to prove this equation wrong.

  69. Intersection says:

    You were right! I watched carefully and her cleavage magically pulled me out a depression.

  70. highlyevolved says:

    @74 — you turn a nice phrase.

  71. Wally B says:

    No discussion of computer magic would be complete without a link to the old “more magic” story: http://catb.org/jargon/html/magic-story.html

  72. Takuan says:

    we ARE NOT going there.

  73. MeaningOfLife says:

    Goddamn it, and here I was hoping that I could make money with Internet magic, but all I got is cleavages.

  74. dbarak says:

    By the way, what language were they speaking? I wasn’t paying attention.

  75. Agent 86 says:

    those don’t have the right squish, but I’m loving their bounce

  76. jahknow says:

    “Wonder Twins Activate! In The Form Of… Gazongas!”

  77. JonKimmel says:

    Watch how when we wear extremely low-cut tops, and lean slightly forward, (perhaps due to the weight of these boobs), our viewers become magically transfixed.

  78. thebonze says:

    Ohhhh, all the magic some boobs can bring to our pityfull world. That comforts me.

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