Today at Boing Boing Gadgets

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Today at Boing Boing Gadgets, we met Baron Impossible, QuickPwned our 2.2 iPhones, and rocked with the Gibson Dark Fire sound-shifter guitar.

John found wedding rings with soundwave-embedded messages, an early demo of the Mellotron musical computer, and a prototype foldable OLED cell phone screen from Samsung. He drinketh Windows XP coffee.

Rob found a knitted lightsaber (a wag in the comments declared it a "dildo cosy"), a way to get 3G running on the HP Mini 1000, and square traffic lights. He issued complaints about the price of posh MAME cabinets and found a scary CES booth ad.

Joel finds a $50 frying pan with a built-in electronic thermometer, a beer bladder for Guidos, intrigue over hardware differences between iPod Touches, and a David Cross AOL video from the mid-1990s, made of antifunny.

There was a firewire to USB converter, a $100 32GB flash drive for Dell's Mininspiron, risilights, and multi-touch iMac displays from LG… maybe. Lionel is selling its first-ever subway train set.

The inevitable Kello Kitty netbook is summoning you.