Adventurous teabag danglers

Love the little adventure dudes on the ends of these teabags, custom designed for a posh cafe in Istanbul.

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  1. TBH, the cafe can’t be that posh if it’s serving tea in tea bags. Leaf tea and tea pots, ftw!
    (Although, I will admit that the little people hanging from the cups are quite cool.)

  2. hmm, so what you’re trying to tell me is that an adventerous tea-bagger wearing a cock necklace, scooted on his suitcase-sized package whilst perusing vintage smut in his unusually built house, finally found that ancient stash of herb hidden sometime in the eighth century b.c.e., got so high that he Kzorxed on his wee-Wii, but no matter how hard he scrubbed,he couldn’t get the catshit off the world’s oldest living creature. elated stormtroopers reward prince’s plattitudes with electrodes to the gonads, and slumberland in the toolchest. did i mention “robo-clam”? ’nuff said.

  3. Adventure dudes? On principle, I demand the mountain climber and bungee jumper be replaced with Fafhrd and the Grey Mouser.

  4. by The Teabag Danglers (great name for a band)

    Istanbul was Constantinople
    Now it’s Istanbul, not Constantinople
    Been a long time gone, Constantinople
    Now it’s Turkish delight on a moonlit night

    Every gal in Constantinople
    Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
    So if you’ve a date in Constantinople
    She’ll be waiting in Istanbul

  5. i had a flexy/45 of Primus doing this song on side 1, and “semolina” (residents cover) on side 2. awsomesauce.

  6. it seems a shame that these are throw-away, with a bit of nylon fishing line and a crocodile clip to hold the teabag the bungee-jumpers could throw themselves over the edge of the cup again and again and again…

  7. the important thing is this: if they had a fight, triangle would win. i know this to be fact. although, without pics, it never happened.

  8. hes got a watch with a minute hand, a millenium hand, and get this, AN EON HAND. and when they meet? that’s right, it’s a happy land.

  9. An EON hand? Powerful man, that Universe Man!

    Or excellent man. …I guess that depends on whether it’s the Flood or the Severe Tire Damage version.

  10. I’m glad I’m not the only one went for the gutter when the title “Adventurous teabag danglers” showed up in RSS.

  11. The headline did not meet my content expectations. I’m obviously spending too much time on 4chan.

    /that is all

  12. I think I’d like a mug that has a faux dangling adventurer on it since I drink loose leaf tea. (because they’re really cute, even if tea bags are yucky.)

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