Mark Frauenfelder at 10:10 am Wed, Dec 17, 2008
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Time is running out for those of you planning to give artificial beards this year for the holidays. Erin Dollar is selling them on Etsy.
Just the thing for going to stonings.
/I’ll have two flats, two points, and a packet of gravel.
Beards + knitting = maximum folk-hipster cred.
More fake ‘stache etsy fun, this time edible: http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=6261235
Kenny Loggins, top right, FTW!
My beards are facemade.
Cool: Instantly turn into Poseidon, Joseph, Attila the Hun or Santa! :)
#2, I was thinking the exact same thing. I predict that knitted beards will be THE thing for the discerning hipster in 2009.
I shall shave my beard so that I can buy and wear one of these.
The beard in the top right image bears a striking resemblance to my Rock Band character, Nutsax McCain. Here’s a photo.
#21 posted by Antinous:
maybe ‘shave and a haircut’ might be more the thing?
Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads.
Strange, but I find the artist somehow sexier when bearded.
Are beards that hot?
ps: can we have a jerry garcia or ff coppola ?
Those beards are weak.
Just another example of a woman wishing she was a man.
Women should be happy they are who they are without trying to include themselves uninvited and unwarrantedly in the realm of men.
Nice try, but I think it’s obvious that the bottom left one is just a photo of the Iron & Wine dude.
@11 – beards are ALWAYS hot, literally and figuratively.
Oh, that kind of beard. I was expecting someone of the opposite sex to take to the prom.
#27 posted by Takuan:
thanks… i gave up looking.
Is there going to be a stoning??
(cf. Monty Python’s Life of Brian)
Symbol crash for Antinous: How did I know that was coming?
…The bottom left one looks like it was made using a Play-Doh Barbershop set!
As a member of the real beard community, I fiercely oppose this! Do you know how much hard work I put into my beard?!? If you want a beard, you have to grow it yourself! Tough cookies, girls…
I meant cymbal. Calm down.
if false beards become de rigeur, CCTV will have a harder time of it.
I saw a short, fat man at a bus stop today. Hardly registered. Then I got closer and saw a woman bundled against the wind with a fur collar on her jacket…like a beard.
It’s incredibly childish. Just the antidote for a discussion on naming children after mass murderers.
I bought a few last month for our Christmas picture
Looks like I snag the last one.
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