Explore the Monsters (Thanks, Trask!)
Bluke is really smelly. His B.O. (body odor) is the worst. There is something peculiar about his ears. They smell like food. One smells like cookies and the other smells like pizza. His breath smells like beautiful flowers. And his hair smells like a garbage can. His smell is very crazy!
Now do you see why my monster is so weird? If you see a monster it will remind you of my monster. Hopefully this essay made you feel silly. What is your favorite part about my monster? Mine is his cushy, fluffy tummy!
I write books. My latest is a YA science fiction novel called Homeland (it's the sequel to Little Brother). More books: Rapture of the Nerds (a novel, with Charlie Stross); With a Little Help (short stories); and The Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow (novella and nonfic). I speak all over the place and I tweet and tumble, too.