Barack Obama is a Ninja with a Lightsaber


47 Responses to “Barack Obama is a Ninja with a Lightsaber”

  1. Brainspore says:

    I knew Obama had some difficult issues with his father, but I never realized that it was because Barack Sr. was a Sith Lord.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Obama has mastered Miyamoto Musashi’s niten’ichi technique.

  3. coldspell says:

    Who is Barack Obama?

  4. josh42042 says:

    hey, you can buy it here in english

    this toy is a foot tall!

  5. Anonymous says:

    Use the change!

  6. Anonymous says:

    I managed to grab a PDF of the Gamu Toys site collapsed under the traffic. Hopefully that won’t happen to MY site, but here’s the PDF:

    Obama Action Figure

  7. dfbecker says:

    This looks tailor made for Robot Chicken! Pls Pls Pls Pls PLZ make this happen, Seth Green!

  8. Falcon_Seven says:

    It’s not that CNN are cowards, they are just clueless. This will show up in some segment in about two weeks or so. I wonder if Obama-san is ronin…

  9. Takuan says:

    watching live address by Obama to his staff – if he actually keeps/enforces ten percent of this, he is a ninja.

  10. Takuan says:

    “Spare change!?”

  11. Takuan says:

    if there is a benchmark for kitsch;
    Obama has arrived.

  12. MisterEd says:

    Yeah! Obama does the Ranka Lee singing pose! (The shot between the lightsabers and the kotatsu). Obama Star!

  13. franko says:

    he needs a better tailor. my president would never be caught in baggy attire like that — he’s MUCH too fly.

    • Antinous / Moderator says:

      my president would never be caught in baggy attire like that

      His inaugural suit was way too big for him. It looked like he borrowed the jacket from Ted Kennedy. Since he’s built like a clothes hanger, he should work it. Hopefully he’ll take his clothing advice from Mrs. O instead of his handlers.

  14. Carl Rigney says:

    Conveniently for fighting Darth Vader, the Obama figure has pop-off hands.

    The downside to US homes having decent insulation is the lack of Kotatsu over here. Mmmmm, Kotatsu.

  15. Barack Obama says:

    忍法 Jedi 4 eva!!

  16. Clay says:

    Wow, the URL for this post is right out of Blazing Saddles!!!

  17. Lord Xenu says:

    His battle cry should be, “Feel the POWER OF EXECUTIVE!”

  18. wolfiesma says:

    So you were okay with the green gloves? I’m willing to say she’s just way ahead of the curve and I need to catch up. But the gloves definitely caught me off guard.

    • Antinous / Moderator says:

      She’s the only first lady in living memory who could convincingly play Lieutenant Ripley. She can wear whatever she likes. I just hope that she doesn’t go beige after a few weeks.

  19. Bill says:

    Barack is left-handed. The light saber is in the wrong hand.

  20. Destin says:

    It’s nice and all, but there’s something wrong with the figure’s face.

    Here’s what it says to me:

  21. Takuan says:

    his inaugural suit was “bullet resistant”.

  22. Takuan says:

    kotatsu should be required by law since they save vast amounts of energy.

  23. CharlieCoats says:

    WOW! Scrolling down that photo set was ridiculous. The pictures just get exponentially more crazy, the gun was the first bit of weird, but it just keeps getting better the further you scroll…. damn

  24. Noelegy says:

    Someone, anyone, please say something to me that will make the blanket-and-oranges photo make sense.

  25. robulus says:

    Hey Clay, thanks for finding a delicate way to point that out. I almost sprayed my coffee when I saw the topic abreviation in the right column…

  26. Takuan says:

    yeesh: Hokay, I splain, ya gotta lissen now:
    O-man is kicking back with his legs toasty warm under the kotasu, seasonal happy fruit of mikans before him, video game control beside showing his ability to have normal fun, single other zabuton cushion showing girlfriend interest. Jeez, not obvious?

  27. Takuan says:

    “the new sheriff is a NINJA!”

    don’t fuck with the new sheriff.

  28. Takuan says:

    Oh Gawds! I am So. Damned. Relieved. I won’t see that ignorant, vile, little, smirking chimp ever again!

    We should have a poll: lethal injection, noose, firing squad or beheading? Cheney by acid bath of course.

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  30. eustace says:

    Pirates beware! The Ninja have a new leader!

  31. angusm says:

    Nothing we hadn’t already guessed.

  32. MisterEd says:

    @W. James Au: That’s not a blanket – that’s the kotatsu wikilinked in the OP.

  33. Anonymous says:

    Surely it’s not two katana. It’s bound to be a katana and a wakizashi as that would comprise the traditional daishō.

  34. Takuan says:

    gamu-toys boinged

  35. Anonymous says:

    Ninja, please!

  36. Takuan says:

    sloppy right index finger.

  37. W. James Au says:

    Somehow the weirdest one is Obama chilling with a blanket and a plate of oranges.

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