Willy Wonka-style golden ticket contest for marijuana

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  1. wolfiesma says:

    This is me and Wolfie, in reverse.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0jVm0qtBj4

  2. iamcantaloupe says:

    It’s too bad that the movie was a pretty big snore-fest. The early 90′s nostalgia was the only thing it had going for it – strip that away and it’s just another lackluster coming of age film.

  3. bjacques says:

    Smoking *tobacco* is anyway.

  4. Takuan says:

    oh yeah, boycott Kellogg’s corn flakes.

  5. ROSSINDETROIT says:

    Oh, are they about to catch holy H-E-double toothpicks.

  6. mdh says:

    Do I get to smoke it with Ben Kingsley?

  7. Itsumishi says:

    This is actually surprising. Some countries, such as Australia claim global jurisdiction for their anti-drug laws. While I believe in the responsible exercise of personal freedom, I would not be surprised to see some nanny state prosecuting a contest winner.

    Source please? I don’t see how this is even possible when every state has different drug laws.

  8. webmonkees says:

    Shocking, I tell you. Encouraging illegal activity..

    the official site ‘exclusive clip’ has the actors discussing ripping a cd to make a mix tape! Think of the children!

    That said, you know some video store clerk is going to ‘win’ it.

  9. Takuan says:

    I doubt the gummint will go after them. I also think if they don’t legalize pot very quickly, Mexico WILL collapse and there really will be hordes of refugees flooding the border. More than they can stop.

  10. thickdot says:

    Blueberry or Trainwreck?

  11. ROSSINDETROIT says:

    Make mine Pineapple Express.

  12. Charlie Lesoine says:

    Better than a tour of some crazy ass chocolate factory!

  13. buddy66 says:

    If I win I’ll roll up some of that skunk and share it with Arkizzle. You are in A, ain’t’cha, Arky?

  14. sswaan says:

    The early 90′s nostalgia was the only thing it had going for it

    Early 90s nostalgia? Didn’t the early 90s just happen? Lord, The Onion was right, we have run out of the past…

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29830

  15. sswaan says:

    Eustace, I think that would all make more sense if I’d won the contest.

  16. ROSSINDETROIT says:

    Weed VS Chocolate. Now there’s a debate for the ages.

  17. nanuq says:

    So much for the big push to clean up Amsterdam’s red light district.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/the_p_word/newsid_7857000/7857533.stm

  18. Gilbert Wham says:

    Depends what it’s a gramme of. Some of that shit will get you higher’n a motherfucker.

  19. felixjawesome says:

    GASP. MARIJUANA?! SHOCKED AND AWED.

    What has this world come to? Stoner Olympians…planes pretending to be boats…African-American President…they are all signs that the end is NEAR!

  20. Jeroen says:

    Do they realise smoking is prohibited in Coffee shops as in all bars and public places?

  21. Anonymous says:

    read the fine print: no airfare from the US (only London), and you only get a gram of weed. big whoop.

  22. elguapostrikes says:

    #9
    Weed, followed by chocolate.

  23. Anonymous says:

    This is actually surprising. Some countries, such as Australia claim global jurisdiction for their anti-drug laws. While I believe in the responsible exercise of personal freedom, I would not be surprised to see some nanny state prosecuting a contest winner.

  24. Modusoperandi says:

    Oh boy! A 1/1000 chance at a gram of pot. And even if you lose, you’ll still be the proud owner of what’s widely reported to be a mediocre movie. Hurrah!

  25. mdh says:

    Weed VS Chocolate. Now there’s a DOUBLET for the ages.

    fixed your thing ;)

  26. swestcott says:

    to bad we cant get it in the states why does the world hate us sooooooo

  27. eustace says:

    The Onion article predicted that by 2005 people would be nostalgic for things that hadn’t yet happened. But doesn’t everyone think forward longingly to those halcyon early days of the singularity; before time shifting becomes so common

  28. kmoser says:

    To enter the competition email [...] with “Golden Ticket” in the subject box and we will open a DVD for you.

    Starting up bulk email program…

  29. mdh says:

    Eustace, by 2005 I sure was looking forward to something that hadn’t yet happened. Yes, it did.

  30. Doug Nelson says:

    The rules state the winner gets 1 gram. That sounds like a lot less than “a bag”.

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