Dope-smuggler's "job-wanted" ad


This classified ad from a former marijuana smuggler looking for work was apparently placed in a Toronto paper (the Toronto Star? The Globe and Mail? The National Post?) around 2006 or 2007. It's got a lot of moxie — certainly being a successful dope runner requires a fair bit of self-starting get-up-and-go and precision organizing. Still, I'm not convinced it's real — anyone know more about it?

"…participated in the executive level management of 120 people worldwide in a sucessful pot smuggling venture with revenues in excess of U$ 100 million annually(…) expert in all levels of security(…) well-traveled, speak English, French and Spanish(…) references available from friends, family, US District Attorney…"

Best 'Looking for a Job Ad', Ever
(via Neatorama)