By David Pescovitz at 8:36 am Mon, Feb 23, 2009
Are you freaking kidding me? Bigfoot would win? Paul Bunyan is a REAL AMERICAN HERO. And a REAL MAN. In FLANNEL. Bigfoot only seems tough because he’s hairy. Hell, I’m almost that hairy.
And Bigfoot is probably Canadian anyhow. I’m sure he’d make a good UN peacekeeper or something, but Bunyan would kick his wooly ass back to Manitoba or Tibet or wherever before you could say ‘timber’.
I’d like to see a tag-team grudge-match: The Yeti Twins vs. Bunyan and the Big Blue Ox. That would be worth shelling out for par-per-view.
Sasquatch is a scared idiot stepchild of genus Homo who hides in the forest. Bunyan would take down the whole forest with a flick of his axe then be like, “Sup bitch??! Where you gonna hide now?”
LOL @15 Anonymous.
Troofseeker, just hope Norris doesn’t have a gun…
No way! Paul could easily take Big Foot. And don’t forget, Babe, the Blue Ox, has Paul’s back.
Looks like love to me.
The blue ox Babe has Bunyan’s back. Sasquatch will lose. It’s not fair, but she will.
I’m strangely turned on…
She won’t lose unless that bastard Bunyan uses his axe.
Well, Paul Bunyan isn’t shown anywhere near to scale here…Paul Bunyan for the win. Anyone who can create the Grand Canyon with his axe can take out Bigfoot.
For the record, only here on Boing Boing could I get involved in a conversation this…unique.
Yeah, they drew Bunyan too small – Ceronomous has it right. Bunyan could take bigfoot any day.
I think we all know Sasquatch would win because, unlike Paul Bunyan, Sasquatch is real.
Well, is this the Six Million Dollar Man sasquatch? Cuz if so, then sasquatch has a posse.
mike ditka with both arms tied behind his back would still win.
Even so, if Paul Bunyan was sixty three axe handles tall, and a lumberjack’s axe handle is about 3 feet long, that makes Paul Bunyan about 189 feet tall.
Plus, if Bigfoot gets his posse, than Paul Bunyan gets Babe and his axe. ;)
elsuperjeffe for the win.
Could be Chuck Norris mistaken for Paul Bunyan. In which case Chuck is going to f*ck him up!
Bunyan eats Sasquatch like a hairy Tootsie Roll.
Abe Lincoln would bitch-slap Chuck Norris. Norris has that one move; that round-house kick to the temple. Linclon hears Norris’ boots coming a mile away, grabs Norris’ foot and makes him hop around, then slaps him out of the theater box to the stage below.
How about Bigfoot vs John Bunyan? Coming from Bedford and having The fecking Pilgrims Progress shoved down my throat at every turn, I would definitely pay to watch that.
While this match is going on, Chuck Norris is having hot nasty ox sex with Babe over in those trees, and when it’s over he’ll take the winner.
Well, that turned ugly quick.
My shirts are down right now but here’s Bigfoot vs. Abe Lincoln:
Which is drawn by Mike Lemos the guy who did the Maine Mutant illo here: http://www.boingboing.net/2006/08/17/mystery-beast-loren-.html
Abe could take Bigfoot and Paul Bunyan. Together.
Are they doing the foxtrot? I agree with Jeff, I think it’s love.
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