Speed Bong Bottle Opener

Beerbongbottttle Oh, where to begin with the Speed Bong Bottle Opener. The design? The image of the guy demonstrating it? The fact that the eyes light up when you "pop a bottlecap"? Or just that it's a tool specifically designed for shotgunning beer!?
"Speed Bong Bottle Opener" (Thanks, Esther Chow!)