Comments on: Audioclips of Bill O'Reilly reading his bad porno novel http://boingboing.net/2009/03/17/audioclips-of-bill-o.html Brain candy for Happy Mutants Mon, 20 May 2013 02:16:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: Phikus http://boingboing.net/2009/03/17/audioclips-of-bill-o.html#comment-442881 Phikus Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-442881 Everything else this guy has uttered is far more obscene. We need a mashup with different clips of his patented "SHUT UP!" in between each, please. Everything else this guy has uttered is far more obscene. We need a mashup with different clips of his patented “SHUT UP!” in between each, please.

]]> By: MomentEye http://boingboing.net/2009/03/17/audioclips-of-bill-o.html#comment-443905 MomentEye Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-443905 Damn; rolled off the front before I could finish. Here it is anyway: Bill Gets My Pipe Up <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eT3zBk9Cg4" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eT3zBk9Cg4</a> Damn; rolled off the front before I could finish.
Here it is anyway:

Bill Gets My Pipe Up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eT3zBk9Cg4

]]> By: eclectro http://boingboing.net/2009/03/17/audioclips-of-bill-o.html#comment-442372 eclectro Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-442372 Too bad there's not a unicorn for the ears. Too bad there’s not a unicorn for the ears.

]]> By: JoshuaZ http://boingboing.net/2009/03/17/audioclips-of-bill-o.html#comment-442634 JoshuaZ Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-442634 Theminx, that's a fascinating find. I wonder if Gibson is aware of that. That seems to plagiarism at minimum. Theminx, that’s a fascinating find. I wonder if Gibson is aware of that. That seems to plagiarism at minimum.

]]> By: maoinhibitor http://boingboing.net/2009/03/17/audioclips-of-bill-o.html#comment-442379 maoinhibitor Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-442379 "Cunnilingus involves the lips and tongue." I think Bill heard someone else talking about it and looked it up in an undergraduate Reproductive Biology text from 1976. “Cunnilingus involves the lips and tongue.”

I think Bill heard someone else talking about it and looked it up in an undergraduate Reproductive Biology text from 1976.

]]> By: merreborn http://boingboing.net/2009/03/17/audioclips-of-bill-o.html#comment-442386 merreborn Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-442386 This amuses me. If Colbert doesn't make use of at least one of these clips this week, I'm going to be very disappointed. This amuses me.

If Colbert doesn’t make use of at least one of these clips this week, I’m going to be very disappointed.

]]> By: glace neuf http://boingboing.net/2009/03/17/audioclips-of-bill-o.html#comment-442902 glace neuf Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-442902 can we get a mashup of some quotes from obama's audio books and quotes from BOR's audio book? i think there's some gold in those hills!! can we get a mashup of some quotes from obama’s audio books and quotes from BOR’s audio book? i think there’s some gold in those hills!!

]]> By: JoshuaZ http://boingboing.net/2009/03/17/audioclips-of-bill-o.html#comment-443926 JoshuaZ Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-443926 Igpajo, ah well. So I'Reilly isn't as completely horrible as one might think. Igpajo, ah well. So I’Reilly isn’t as completely horrible as one might think.

]]> By: dole http://boingboing.net/2009/03/17/audioclips-of-bill-o.html#comment-443162 dole Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-443162 Could we get Ann Coulter to narrate this? Could we get Ann Coulter to narrate this?

]]> By: Sekino http://boingboing.net/2009/03/17/audioclips-of-bill-o.html#comment-442654 Sekino Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-442654 <i>Too bad there's not a unicorn for the ears.</i> <i>please, i need a unicorn chaser for my ears!</i> That settles it: We need unicorn ear drops! Too bad there’s not a unicorn for the ears.

please, i need a unicorn chaser for my ears!

That settles it: We need unicorn ear drops!

]]> By: mdh http://boingboing.net/2009/03/17/audioclips-of-bill-o.html#comment-442402 mdh Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-442402 <i>Most disturbing thing ever posted on BoingBoing.</i> You new here? Can someone get Lauren O a unicorn? Most disturbing thing ever posted on BoingBoing.

You new here?

Can someone get Lauren O a unicorn?

]]> By: mercurytransit http://boingboing.net/2009/03/17/audioclips-of-bill-o.html#comment-442405 mercurytransit Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-442405 "Obviously he preferred oral-sex to oral-hygiene" Surely this is a truism. “Obviously he preferred oral-sex to oral-hygiene”

Surely this is a truism.

]]> By: Takuan http://boingboing.net/2009/03/17/audioclips-of-bill-o.html#comment-442411 Takuan Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-442411 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkOc1_hzXMc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkOc1_hzXMc

]]> By: tedmills http://boingboing.net/2009/03/17/audioclips-of-bill-o.html#comment-442416 tedmills Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-442416 Lest BoingBoing be accused of the same hasty descriptions as right-wing worrywarts, is it really correct to call this a "pornographic novel"? It's really a dumb thriller with badly written sex scenes. On the other hand, please oh please remix this. Lest BoingBoing be accused of the same hasty descriptions as right-wing worrywarts, is it really correct to call this a “pornographic novel”? It’s really a dumb thriller with badly written sex scenes.

On the other hand, please oh please remix this.

]]> By: theminx http://boingboing.net/2009/03/17/audioclips-of-bill-o.html#comment-442672 theminx Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-442672 JoshuaZ, not my find, credit fuldog http://tinyurl.com/clwwdc . It's just a pity that anyone might mistake either book for the other. JoshuaZ, not my find, credit fuldog http://tinyurl.com/clwwdc .

It’s just a pity that anyone might mistake either book for the other.

]]> By: sswaan http://boingboing.net/2009/03/17/audioclips-of-bill-o.html#comment-443701 sswaan Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-443701 Shudder...I would say I need to wash that off, but I think Bill O'Reilly has ruined showers for me! Electro, thank you for the chaser...that is disctotastic! Shudder…I would say I need to wash that off, but I think Bill O’Reilly has ruined showers for me!

Electro, thank you for the chaser…that is disctotastic!

]]> By: RexallWodehouse http://boingboing.net/2009/03/17/audioclips-of-bill-o.html#comment-442439 RexallWodehouse Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-442439 I don't even have the nerve to click on the link. I'm afraid my ears would hemmorrhage, and it's late here -- and I'm not in the mood to spend the night in the emergency room. Especially if I have to explain why my ears are bleeding. I don’t even have the nerve to click on the link.

I’m afraid my ears would hemmorrhage, and it’s late here — and I’m not in the mood to spend the night in the emergency room. Especially if I have to explain why my ears are bleeding.

]]> By: semiotix http://boingboing.net/2009/03/17/audioclips-of-bill-o.html#comment-442440 semiotix Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-442440 This is fantastic. The best part is that it's so obviously Bill O'Reilly reading this. There's no way anyone could mistake him for someone else, because he's reading it in his newscaster voice. It's exactly the tone and cadence you'll hear any TV anchor use when they're reading a quote aloud. The only thing missing was child prostitutes sexually gratifying caged bears and frontier-era lesbians, but not wingnut-slash-novelist can be a Scooter Libby or a Lynne Cheney. This is fantastic.

The best part is that it’s so obviously Bill O’Reilly reading this. There’s no way anyone could mistake him for someone else, because he’s reading it in his newscaster voice. It’s exactly the tone and cadence you’ll hear any TV anchor use when they’re reading a quote aloud.

The only thing missing was child prostitutes sexually gratifying caged bears and frontier-era lesbians, but not wingnut-slash-novelist can be a Scooter Libby or a Lynne Cheney.

]]> By: Brainspore http://boingboing.net/2009/03/17/audioclips-of-bill-o.html#comment-442445 Brainspore Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-442445 Wasn't there some audio recording of BO talking dirty on the phone floating around a couple years back? Wasn’t there some audio recording of BO talking dirty on the phone floating around a couple years back?

]]> By: minamisan http://boingboing.net/2009/03/17/audioclips-of-bill-o.html#comment-442449 minamisan Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-442449 fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

]]> By: eclectro http://boingboing.net/2009/03/17/audioclips-of-bill-o.html#comment-442717 eclectro Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-442717 Boing Boing owes me. Really they do. It's the first evah unicorn audio chaser! May all of your ears recover in delight! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m1UWSD-FaA Boing Boing owes me. Really they do. It’s the first evah unicorn audio chaser! May all of your ears recover in delight!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m1UWSD-FaA

]]> By: igpajo http://boingboing.net/2009/03/17/audioclips-of-bill-o.html#comment-442718 igpajo Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-442718 Joshuaz, read <a href="http://www.williamgibsonbooks.com/blog/2009_03_01_archive.asp#3677751362225151208" rel="nofollow">Gibson's latest post.</a> Gibson would have no claim of plagiarism as the photo was used first by the publisher of O'Reilly's book in 1998. Gibson's book publisher in the UK used the same photo in 2008. As Gibson said: <i>"it's about the publishing practice of obtaining the right to use a stock photograph. And has nothing to do with falafels."</i> Joshuaz, read Gibson’s latest post. Gibson would have no claim of plagiarism as the photo was used first by the publisher of O’Reilly’s book in 1998. Gibson’s book publisher in the UK used the same photo in 2008. As Gibson said:
“it’s about the publishing practice of obtaining the right to use a stock photograph. And has nothing to do with falafels.”

]]> By: mdh http://boingboing.net/2009/03/17/audioclips-of-bill-o.html#comment-442466 mdh Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-442466 <i>Wasn't there some audio recording of BO talking dirty on the phone floating around a couple years back?</i> I'm not making this up, He was talking dirty - <a href="vhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGbER8s9vkM>to an intern.</a> Wasn’t there some audio recording of BO talking dirty on the phone floating around a couple years back?

I’m not making this up,

He was talking dirty – #comment-442467 "<I> #13 posted by eclectro , March 17, 2009 2:54 PM Too bad there's not a unicorn for the ears. </I>" But there IS! First grade student narrating <a href="http://www.americablog.com/2009/03/more-on-snowy-owl-from-my-nephew-andrew.html"><B>his PowerPoint presentation</B></A> on the Snowy Owl. “ #13 posted by eclectro , March 17, 2009 2:54 PM

Too bad there’s not a unicorn for the ears.
”

But there IS!

First grade student narrating his PowerPoint presentation on the Snowy Owl.

]]> By: fnc http://boingboing.net/2009/03/17/audioclips-of-bill-o.html#comment-442468 fnc Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-442468 Time for a new soundboard. Time for a new soundboard.

]]> By: lightbender http://boingboing.net/2009/03/17/audioclips-of-bill-o.html#comment-442727 lightbender Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-442727 Hi /b/! Oh wait, this isn't 4chan... though it seems to be getting close. Hi /b/!

Oh wait, this isn’t 4chan… though it seems to be getting close.

]]> By: scottbateman http://boingboing.net/2009/03/17/audioclips-of-bill-o.html#comment-443244 scottbateman Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-443244 Animated: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JA6ia9GfK0 Animated: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JA6ia9GfK0

]]> By: citykids http://boingboing.net/2009/03/17/audioclips-of-bill-o.html#comment-442480 citykids Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-442480 As soon as I had read <b>"Thanks to Al Franken, we all know that Bill O'Reilly wrote a terrible pornographic novel..."</b> I spilled soda into my lap! As soon as I had read “Thanks to Al Franken, we all know that Bill O’Reilly wrote a terrible pornographic novel…” I spilled soda into my lap!

]]> By: malex http://boingboing.net/2009/03/17/audioclips-of-bill-o.html#comment-442483 malex Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-442483 <i>Music criticism:</I> Bill O'Reilly apparently considers the experimental and discordant works of Hootie and the Blowfish to be challenging. Music criticism:

Bill O’Reilly apparently considers the experimental and discordant works of Hootie and the Blowfish to be challenging.

]]> By: General Specific http://boingboing.net/2009/03/17/audioclips-of-bill-o.html#comment-442488 General Specific Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-442488 I didn't want to subject myself to BO's grating voice, so I just watched the kid's Snowy Owl PowerPoint. Adorable dropped Rs and original kid art beat dirty O'Reilly any day. I didn’t want to subject myself to BO’s grating voice, so I just watched the kid’s Snowy Owl PowerPoint. Adorable dropped Rs and original kid art beat dirty O’Reilly any day.

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