Odd traveler complaints

Telegraph Travel put together a list of the "20 most ridiculous complaints received by tour operators." Here are a few of my favorites:

"We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white."

"On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all."

"The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the accommodation'. We're trainee hairdressers – will we be OK staying here?"

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