Telegraph Travel put together a list of the "20 most ridiculous complaints received by tour operators." Here are a few of my favorites:
"We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white.""Aroused elephant tops list of bizarre holiday grievances"
"On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all."
"The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the accommodation'. We're trainee hairdressers - will we be OK staying here?"