Comments on: "This Is Why You're Fat" photoblog http://boingboing.net/2009/03/20/this-is-why-youre-fa.html Brain candy for Happy Mutants Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:59:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: Xopher http://boingboing.net/2009/03/20/this-is-why-youre-fa.html#comment-448257 Xopher Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-448257 I have the Demetry Martin version of a time machine: it only goes forward at one second per second. A bit fast for my taste these days, actually. I have the Demetry Martin version of a time machine: it only goes forward at one second per second.

A bit fast for my taste these days, actually.

]]> By: susanberkley http://boingboing.net/2009/03/20/this-is-why-youre-fa.html#comment-446466 susanberkley Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-446466 I am now fatter just for having looked. I am now fatter just for having looked.

]]> By: freshyill http://boingboing.net/2009/03/20/this-is-why-youre-fa.html#comment-445704 freshyill Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-445704 @20 It's the calories. @20 It’s the calories.

]]> By: Antinous / Moderator http://boingboing.net/2009/03/20/this-is-why-youre-fa.html#comment-445706 Antinous / Moderator Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-445706 I am by no means immune to the charms of men with some meat on their bones, but I am not going to kiss someone whose breath smells like Fryolator grease and corn syrup. That food is just gross. I am by no means immune to the charms of men with some meat on their bones, but I am not going to kiss someone whose breath smells like Fryolator grease and corn syrup. That food is just gross.

]]> By: xaxa http://boingboing.net/2009/03/20/this-is-why-youre-fa.html#comment-445962 xaxa Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-445962 The meat-in-loaf was made in the UK! (You can tell by the socket in the background.) I was hoping it was all American. Most of those things make me feel ill, I don't think I could eat more than a mouthful of most of them. The meat-in-loaf was made in the UK! (You can tell by the socket in the background.) I was hoping it was all American.

Most of those things make me feel ill, I don’t think I could eat more than a mouthful of most of them.

]]> By: Teresa Nielsen Hayden / Community Manager http://boingboing.net/2009/03/20/this-is-why-youre-fa.html#comment-446735 Teresa Nielsen Hayden / Community Manager Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-446735 You know, it kinda does. Alternately, we're living in the aftermath of the hugely complicated time travel paradox story that ends with a single fiendishly clever maneuver that wipes out all previous evidence of time travel. You know, it kinda does.

Alternately, we’re living in the aftermath of the hugely complicated time travel paradox story that ends with a single fiendishly clever maneuver that wipes out all previous evidence of time travel.

]]> By: Jack http://boingboing.net/2009/03/20/this-is-why-youre-fa.html#comment-446226 Jack Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-446226 My God, it's full of brown! My God, it’s full of brown!

]]> By: dexdoomsday http://boingboing.net/2009/03/20/this-is-why-youre-fa.html#comment-446228 dexdoomsday Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-446228 Really you had a problem with the meat loaf cake? Really? Damn Haters More for me Really you had a problem with the meat loaf cake?

Really?

Damn Haters

More for me

]]> By: minamisan http://boingboing.net/2009/03/20/this-is-why-youre-fa.html#comment-446233 minamisan Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-446233 the only thing missing from that blog is recipes. the only thing missing from that blog is recipes.

]]> By: TroofSeeker http://boingboing.net/2009/03/20/this-is-why-youre-fa.html#comment-447004 TroofSeeker Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-447004 I'll stand on the front lawn and catch it if you'll ride the bomb like Slim Pickins. d8^) I’ll stand on the front lawn and catch it if you’ll ride the bomb like Slim Pickins. d8^)

]]> By: malex http://boingboing.net/2009/03/20/this-is-why-youre-fa.html#comment-445726 malex Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-445726 I believe the correct name for the leftmost item is "meatbread" I believe the correct name for the leftmost item is “meatbread”

]]> By: Iason http://boingboing.net/2009/03/20/this-is-why-youre-fa.html#comment-445729 Iason Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-445729 I admit to being personally responsible for the Corndog Pizza. Allow me to testify. It was <em>delicious</em>. I admit to being personally responsible for the Corndog Pizza. Allow me to testify. It was delicious.

]]> By: MrWest http://boingboing.net/2009/03/20/this-is-why-youre-fa.html#comment-446501 MrWest Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-446501 My arteries are clogging up just looking at this massive calorie demolition of heart failure. My arteries are clogging up just looking at this massive calorie demolition of heart failure.

]]> By: palindrome http://boingboing.net/2009/03/20/this-is-why-youre-fa.html#comment-445740 palindrome Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-445740 How can you deny the beauty of the Taco Town Taco? Look at that, it's genius. This is human ingenuity at its finest. Or the twinkie weiner sandwich (though its precise and correct name is the twinkie weiner-dog sandwich and the mug of milk for dipping is missing), how can you not love that? How can you deny the beauty of the Taco Town Taco? Look at that, it’s genius. This is human ingenuity at its finest.

Or the twinkie weiner sandwich (though its precise and correct name is the twinkie weiner-dog sandwich and the mug of milk for dipping is missing), how can you not love that?

]]> By: adonai http://boingboing.net/2009/03/20/this-is-why-youre-fa.html#comment-446001 adonai Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-446001 Wow, the link has been...Boing Boing'd :) Wow, the link has been…Boing Boing’d :)

]]> By: Lori DiPatri http://boingboing.net/2009/03/20/this-is-why-youre-fa.html#comment-446012 Lori DiPatri Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-446012 I wouldn't even know where to purchase some of the things listed. Just looking at some of the pictures makes one sick :( I wouldn’t even know where to purchase some of the things listed. Just looking at some of the pictures makes one sick :(

]]> By: TroofSeeker http://boingboing.net/2009/03/20/this-is-why-youre-fa.html#comment-446785 TroofSeeker Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-446785 Yes, there are tight restrictions on time travel, but they do it when they must intervene. Like with JFK. After he stood down the commies and made the missile boats return to Moscow, he got a big head, and invaded Cuba, then Kamchatka, and triggered World War Three, and 1/3 of the world's population was wiped out, and the fallout was slowly killing the oceans and flora. The Time Commitee had to intervene and sent a man back to take Kennedy out before the invasions. Lincoln declared himself Monarch (at Mary's persistant nagging), the South revolted again and won, reinstated slavery, so they had to take Abe out. John Lennon, too. King of Newer York. Bang bang. Yes, there are tight restrictions on time travel, but they do it when they must intervene. Like with JFK. After he stood down the commies and made the missile boats return to Moscow, he got a big head, and invaded Cuba, then Kamchatka, and triggered World War Three, and 1/3 of the world’s population was wiped out, and the fallout was slowly killing the oceans and flora. The Time Commitee had to intervene and sent a man back to take Kennedy out before the invasions.
Lincoln declared himself Monarch (at Mary’s persistant nagging), the South revolted again and won, reinstated slavery, so they had to take Abe out. John Lennon, too. King of Newer York. Bang bang.

]]> By: TroofSeeker http://boingboing.net/2009/03/20/this-is-why-youre-fa.html#comment-446788 TroofSeeker Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-446788 I'm sorry. That was way off topic. You're not supposed to know those things, so I'm being ordered to retract those statements and assure you that they were the nonsensical ramblings of a disturbed mind. We return you now to discussion of obscenely indulgent cuisine. I’m sorry. That was way off topic. You’re not supposed to know those things, so I’m being ordered to retract those statements and assure you that they were the nonsensical ramblings of a disturbed mind.
We return you now to discussion of obscenely indulgent cuisine.

]]> By: jerkzilla http://boingboing.net/2009/03/20/this-is-why-youre-fa.html#comment-445768 jerkzilla Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-445768 And yet I'd rather attempt to eat any one of these abominations than have "Better Than Cream Cheese" touch my tounge ever again. And yet I’d rather attempt to eat any one of these abominations than have “Better Than Cream Cheese” touch my tounge ever again.

]]> By: apoxia http://boingboing.net/2009/03/20/this-is-why-youre-fa.html#comment-446026 apoxia Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-446026 I'd totally eat snickers pie. I’d totally eat snickers pie.

]]> By: nottheradio http://boingboing.net/2009/03/20/this-is-why-youre-fa.html#comment-446028 nottheradio Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-446028 Fried guacamole. Oh happy day. Fried guacamole. Oh happy day.

]]> By: Tron http://boingboing.net/2009/03/20/this-is-why-youre-fa.html#comment-445525 Tron Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-445525 No ... this is why *you're* fat. No … this is why *you’re* fat.

]]> By: arkizzle http://boingboing.net/2009/03/20/this-is-why-youre-fa.html#comment-446805 arkizzle Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-446805 Too late Troof. We're on our way. /Setting time machine for Troof's house Too late Troof. We’re on our way.

/Setting time machine for Troof’s house

]]> By: Metlin http://boingboing.net/2009/03/20/this-is-why-youre-fa.html#comment-446051 Metlin Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-446051 Am I the only one who thinks that all those things look particularly nasty and disgusting? Of course, that could be because I'm vegan and all those things seem to contain either meat, eggs or milk. Am I the only one who thinks that all those things look particularly nasty and disgusting?

Of course, that could be because I’m vegan and all those things seem to contain either meat, eggs or milk.

]]> By: Enormo http://boingboing.net/2009/03/20/this-is-why-youre-fa.html#comment-445541 Enormo Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-445541 I'm pregnant! Asshole! I’m pregnant! Asshole!

]]> By: Frank W http://boingboing.net/2009/03/20/this-is-why-youre-fa.html#comment-447334 Frank W Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-447334 The Great Old Ones raise humans as food for the Shoggoths. That is “Why You're Fat”. The Great Old Ones raise humans as food for the Shoggoths. That is “Why You’re Fat”.

]]> By: codereduk http://boingboing.net/2009/03/20/this-is-why-youre-fa.html#comment-445543 codereduk Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-445543 Eating is the new smoking. Eating is the new smoking.

]]> By: allen http://boingboing.net/2009/03/20/this-is-why-youre-fa.html#comment-445546 allen Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-445546 It's always so attractive to see people enjoying the opportunity to be scornful. It’s always so attractive to see people enjoying the opportunity to be scornful.

]]> By: Inkstain http://boingboing.net/2009/03/20/this-is-why-youre-fa.html#comment-445548 Inkstain Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-445548 That page makes my heart hurt :( That page makes my heart hurt :(

]]> By: TroofSeeker http://boingboing.net/2009/03/20/this-is-why-youre-fa.html#comment-446829 TroofSeeker Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-446829 Arkie- I suspected you were with them. I invited my evil twin over, while I lay low in the bunker. I just know you won't believe that, so Ha! Shoot him and save me the trouble- he's always infecting my hard drive with viruses from porn sites. Arkie- I suspected you were with them. I invited my evil twin over, while I lay low in the bunker. I just know you won’t believe that, so Ha! Shoot him and save me the trouble- he’s always infecting my hard drive with viruses from porn sites.

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