Jerome Marquis Blanchett robbed a man in a hotel bathroom in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania on Friday. Problem is, the man he robbed is a retired police chief. Not only that, but the retired police chief was at the hotel for a police officers' convention where 300 other cops were gathered. From the Associated Press:
When (Blanchett) fled, Comparetto and some colleagues chased him. They arrested (the) 19-year-old... of Harrisburg as he was trying to leave in a taxi.
When a reporter asked Blanchett for comment as he was led out of court, he said, "I'm smooth."
"
'Dumbest criminal in Pennsylvania' arrested"
Today a future without schools. Instead of gathering students into a room and teaching them, everybody learns on their own time, on tablets and guided by artificial intelligence. Flash Forward: RSS | iTunes | Twitter | Facebook | Web | Patreon | RedditIn this episode we talk to a computer scientist who developed an artificially […]
Where are our petabyte drives? Brian Hayes takes us through the reasons storage is “stuck” in the low terabytes. The tl;dr is that we got such exceptional capacity growth in the late 90s and early 00s we don’t need much more right now, so the focus since then has been on SSDs, networking, interfaces, etc, […]
Amélie Lamont, a former staffer at website-hosting startup Squarespace, writes that she often found herself disregarded and disrespected by her colleagues. One comment in particular, though, set her reeling — and came to exemplify her experiences there.
Giveaway alert! Would you like to equip your home with the latest offerings in smart home technology? With this giveaway, you’ll receive a Skybell Wi-Fi Video Doorbell, a WeMo Switch to turn anything on or off, a Philips Hue White Starter Kit to control light levels, a Nest Thermostat, and an Amazon Echo. With Alexa […]
Everyone with a smartphone has access to a great digital camera. And many apps are available that provide good enhancement and editing tools. But if you want to take your photography to a professional level, you need Adobe Photoshop. You can learn everything you need to know about this mission critical application now for 93% […]
Arduino goes beyond coding to actually connect the physical world of gadgets to computer programming. So many rad devices are built using this language and now it’s easier to learn than ever with this four item bundle. The complete Arduino starter kit has over twenty five hours of training to get you on your feet. […]
At least he’s self-aware.
Survival of the fittest…
Natural Selection…
I think you know where I’m going with this….
“Smooth” is street for very stupid.
Ha, brilliant response.
I wonder if he’s seen Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Wait, I’ve seen this movie…
Eldiablo@5: That’s it!
sadtrombone.com
Ha, ha! This sounds like something out of a Westlake novel!
*sigh*
You all know PA is the Keystone state, right?
Wasn’t this part of the “plot” of one of the police academy movies? It’s the one that takes place in Miami. (I think it was #5)
Ask a stupid question (Journalist) get a stupid answer.
Would not be my first choice for my fifteen minutes of fame.
LOL! My brother was at a ‘cop convention’ in South Carolina several years back. He was getting ready to pull out of a parking lot when a guy turning in front of him turned in too much and hit his car. The dude jumped out of the car and ran into the hotel, followed closely by my bro. He ran through the convention center and picked door number three, behind which happened to be 300 SC SWAT cops. By the time my brother got to the door, the poor dude had been swarmed by about a dozen of those big, scary guys. Turned out he had stolen his car about ten minutes before smashing my brother’s.