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Star Wars considered as an episode of Dallas

Cory Doctorow at 11:37 pm Mon, Mar 30, 2009

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Bonnie sez, "After watching this fan-made Dallas-style intro of Star Wars, I'm beginning to wonder if J.R. and Darth Vader were one in the same."

Star Wars / Dallas opening (Thanks, Bonnie)

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  • Jack

    *cough* Star Trek as Love Boat *cough*

  • frankieboy

    Star Wars? Dallas? What century is this? Grampa, where were you when JR was shot?

  • Big Ed Dunkel

    The Empire’s striking out.

  • cinemajay

    So did Han shoot J.R. (first?)

  • membrain

    BSG/Lost #1:
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=3pH-th7iOG0

    BSG/Lost #2:
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=UUShe6H6eVE

    Voyager/BSG (classic):
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=g1SsLftHmQ4

    Enterprise/Angel:
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=v5_BSr0s-k4

    Star Trek TNG + Dallas:
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=QktVh64BYx4

    TNG+Love Boat:
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=SWyxZR69CI0

    TOS + A-Team:
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=WyfhzqhJNbg

    BSG (reimagined) + DS9:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYduvEnJamM&NR=1

    BSG (reimagined) + Stargate SG-1:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL48AMvYRVA&NR=1

  • Keneke

    Doesn’t the director’s name come last? Or is that just for movies?

  • pinehead

    Holy shit, that was awesome.

  • Anonymous

    For Star Wars/Stargate, see The Stargate Cantina.

  • redthoughts

    This makes me think it would be kind of cool for a network to actually do this. I would much rather watch an “episode” of Star Wars, than the results show of any number of currnet programs.

  • VICTOR JIMENEZ

    Ha ha! This is great. I didn’t remember Dallas had such a funky music (Last time i saw it 20 years ago) and i love it!

  • Sawdust

    Very nice. :-)
    It really makes you appreciate the contribution of John Williams’ Star Wars music!

  • optuser

    FTW! I’d watch that show. What network will it be on?

    Awesome.

  • Anonymous

    how about a Rockford Files mashup. That had a great theme opener.

  • annoyingmouse

    Seeing the links in the comments to videos of Star Trek Love Boat videos reminded me of a sketch I saw years ago that had Patrick Stewart as the captain of the Pacific Princess in flying through the Star Trek universe. (video)

  • Dedalus

    i swear they did the same thing on “the muppet show”
    but with whats his face – the cheap airline tickets guy –

    but that cant be – can it?

  • Dedalus

    omg wtf is his freakin name –
    *looks up the cover of “common people”*

  • Dedalus

    omfg – william shatner — if someone can find the link to the muppet version of william shatner as captain of loveboat – i’ll give them a free ride in my mercedes – and a cookie

  • EH

    All time classic SNL: Love Boat: The Next Generation

  • Alex_M

    Victor @ #4: Oh yeah, Dallas had a great theme song.

    That’s the original theme from the first seasons, the later seasons had a less funky (then: 70′s-sounding) theme.

    And OH MY GOD – WHY DO I REMEMBER THIS?!

  • jettloe

    What’s nice about this is how it so sharply puts into relief, (reveals), the essential cheesy 70′s vibe of Star Wars. Star Wars product has become such a part of culture that its understandably hard to see it clearly for what it is = junky half-baked, yet admittedly enjoyable, trash.

  • franko

    a spoiler warning would have been nice.

    ; )

  • Anonymous

    I remember that show! It came on right after The A-Team, right?

  • eltonbong

    I can’t wait for the ‘Who Shot D.V.’ episode!!
    My money is on R2