Unicorn Chaser beverage from ThinkGeek!


41 Responses to “Unicorn Chaser beverage from ThinkGeek!”

  1. David Pescovitz says:

    Thanks, JENFRAIZ! I’ll try to head off the Nastygram at the postoffice. BB ThinkGeek!

  2. NorrinRazael says:

    Now if only I had a similar tonic for Disappointment Wednesday hijinks.


  3. Anonymous says:

    What if the thing you needed to wipe out of your mind was a rule 34 involving unicorns? And say, Paul Hogan?

  4. djn says:

    The swedish lyrics on the Squeeze Bacon are … sneaky. :)

  5. J France says:

    This is the least-lame 01/04 gag I’ve seen so far – I want some!

    The first of april is a shitful day to actually try and enjoy one’s blog reading. Shitful, I say.

  6. FreakCitySF says:

    I would like to make my own unicorn chaser, can we get the bottle manufacturer and perhaps a few files :)

  7. Griffin says:

    The saddest part of April Fools day is always that the products offered are better than any other day of the year! Couldn’t those other, crappier projects be the jokes and the awesome stuff be real?

    I can only hope that someday my dreams of such will come true.

  8. malex says:

    If the Unicorn Chaser did not exist, Man would have to invent it.

    So we need to make an Official Boing Boing cocktail. Something involving vodka and Pedialyte and strawberry whipped cream. Or something not awful, at least.

    Is there a professional bartender in the house?

  9. satman says:

    After seeing unicorn chaser in the title I immediately went to the previous post to see what I needed the chaser for… ( yes I am sick that way)

    Nom Nom Nom …. Righteous.


  10. abq halsey says:

    I could not care less about unicorn chaser…it’s all about that SWEET SWEET SLEEPING BAG.

  11. Ian70 says:

    I love that “Glitter” is in the ingredients list.

  12. David Pescovitz says:

    ABQ_Halsey @25, I *love* that sleeping bag too. Brilliant.

  13. NorrinRazael says:

    @#s25 & 27 And apparently it might come true!

  14. Anonymous says:

    What I would like is for someone to tell me ingredients/mixing method using basically things an ordinary bartender should have on the shelf, which has the same basic effects as the above drink, which I could use to basically cleanse my soul. I would allow some unusual ingredients or methods, even if I would have to do it on my own and stock one wierd thing. I’d call it Unicorn Chaser and keep it for when my skull feels inflamed and existentially challenged!

  15. Sparrowhawk says:

    Honestly, I really hope this drink and the portal shirts go the way of the 8-bit tie and enter production.

  16. MadJeweler says:

    I want this to be real. Except for the glitter.

  17. sonipitts says:


    Thanks, man. Now I have to face the rest of my life with the concept of Goatse Juice in my brain and NO Unicorn Chaser to wash it away with scrubbing sparkles. What kind of monster are you!!!

  18. Johnny Cat says:

    Best. Inside joke. Ever.

  19. Brainspore says:

    Can’t wait to see what becomes of the negotiations with LucasFilm about making a real version of the “Disemboweled Tauntaun” sleeping bag. We’re talking about the company that authorized a Mr. Potato Head modeled after a genocidal cyborg, so how protective of their brand can they be?

  20. jackie31337 says:

    @29: I second that! ThinkGeek, are you still reading this? We want our unicorn chasers!

  21. mindysan33 says:

    April fools?

  22. DukeOGlue says:

    I’m pretty sure this is part of ThinkGeek’s fake April Fool’s products.
    Or is that the whole point?

    Check out the interactive Portal shirts, as well.

  23. Brian says:

    This is the second thing today that I would have bought just to have on my desk, but was an April Fool’s joke.

    The first was this:


  24. Takuan says:

    can the Unicorn Douche be far away?

  25. jenfraiz says:

    @34 yes we’re reading! For now, we’re working on trying to do the sleeping bag for realz, but if the requests start pouring in for a real Unicorn Chaser, we’ll look into that too! I have the prototype sitting here on my desk in all it’s glittery glory and I still love it!

  26. nanuq says:

    Do you need to be a virgin to drink this stuff?

  27. takeshi says:

    Glad it’s April 1st, or I might have needed a unicorn chaser to counterbalance all the irony. Now, where’s the 2 Girls 1 Cup beverage?

  28. rhettna says:

    Why is your attorney going to be in touch? That just seems over the top. Or am I missing something here.

  29. jenfraiz says:

    Aww man. I specifically removed the reference to Cory in the copy, and one of our monkeys who was hopped up on too much Squeez Bacon changed it back. I just fixed it (again!). Please don’t sic your badass attorney on us! We lurve you BB! :) [JenF from ThinkGeek]

  30. David says:

    Gah! Fooled!

    Now I’m let down – deceptively stimulated – and am in even more need of a unicorn chaser.

  31. querent says:

    @ 6

    Takeshi, if you know of what you speak, your soul is the wrong kind of soul. If you do not know of what you speak, your ignorance is the wrong kind of ignorance.


  32. Doug Nelson says:

    Since everyone seems to be making fake products today, perhaps someone will come out with a Scents of Humor spray (for those lacking in same).

  33. oasisob1 says:

    Watch. the. video.

    The toss of sparkles at the end. wonderful.

  34. overunger says:


    I THOUGHT $2.99 was insanely cheap.

    ….you guys…

    you’re a regular riot,Alice, a regular riot!!!

  35. Kyon says:

    Heads up–looks like they’ve already edited their listing to mention Xeni. Well, aren’t they on top of things?

  36. mikerbaker says:

    I’d buy it. But what I really wanted was that tauntaun sleeping bag! http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/tauntaun.html

  37. fastmovingblob says:

    @Jenfraiz Please do make it into an actual product. I would seriously buy a bunch, for personal use as well as for friends (or victims, as they occasionally are).

  38. Fred H says:

    I can’t even imagine how syrupy sweet this would be. My teeth hurt just thinking about it. 1st ingredient: corn syrup, 2nd ingredient: sugar, 3rd ingredient: cotton candy flavorings, etc.

  39. modctek says:

    OK, I don’t think I’ve laughed that hard for an April Fool’s joke ever.

    The product video is pure win.


  40. EeyoreX says:

    Sooo, if the trend is to make beverages out of Xeni’s memes, won’t there be a Goatsie Juice coming our way soon?

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