Giant Star Wars pool toys and kites


27 Responses to “Giant Star Wars pool toys and kites”

  1. GregLondon says:

    A giant beachball that looks like the Death Star!

  2. klenow says:

    Hell, I didn’t even notice the children for the HOLY CRAP, that’s a tie fighter KITE.

    And the X-wing floaty thing has a SQUIRT CANNON on it.

    Sorry for the caps, but I really am yelling.

    And you people noticed the facial expressions on the kids? What the hell is wrong with you people? Where are your priorities?

    My um…my kids want those…um…for the summer. Yeah. My daughter’s birthday is soon. Girls like Star Wars too, right? Gender neutrality and all that? Yeah, I think I can sell my wife on that.

  3. Anonymous says:

    My dear $diety! How can you not get excited about battling kites when you’re flying xwings vs tie fighters!

    Guess Lucasarts finally did make a new Xwing vs Tiefighter :P

  4. devophill says:

    Mine! So mine…

  5. uberfalafel says:

    What drugged and creepy looking children.

  6. deejayqueue says:

    So Best. Will own.

  7. Steve Schnier says:

    In case there are any questions about what I want for my birthday… hint hint…

  8. nerak says:

    I second #2.

    Also, I don’t understand why little boys these days all have to have the same creeptastic haircut. They all look like that loon from Disney’s vomit-inducing High School Musical. It’s worse when they put a hat over it…

  9. Daniel Amos says:

    The first kid looks like Gollum and Ellen’s lovechild, the second looks like a young Zac Ephron.

  10. Will_Tingle says:

    LOL @ “Gollum and Ellen’s lovechild”

  11. Nasty says:

    So sad that the first thing I clicked on was the R2-D2 drink holder and it says not available until 2010! *sniff*

  12. txdesign says:

    You can purchase one of the kites at Sams Club for under $20! They have them online as well. You need to be a member.
    I really want one but dont have any children, only a dog & I dont think the wife would agree that its for the dog.

  13. Anonymous says:

    Five words: Inflatable Princess Lea Slave Girl.

  14. Modusoperandi says:

    Mom! my Tie Fighter is stuck in a tree!

    Mom! Bobby threw the Death Star on the roof again!

  15. aldous says:

    Yay! More polyvinyl chloride for the kids!

  16. Ryan says:

    If they’re anything like the Naboo Fighter that came out several years ago, those images are Photoshopped to make the toy look bigger. We bought one for my nephew a few years ago, and the image of the toy on the box was scaled to make it look much bigger than it was, when the truth was, a 10-year-old boy sank it.

  17. adonai says:

    I am going to go buy a swimming pool just so I can get those.

  18. bingobingo says:

    That little girl should put a shirt on.

  19. saragorn says:


    I gasped in awe when I saw what that was. If I had one of those, I would sleep in it every night (if I fit in it).

  20. Ned613 says:

    It would be really cool to rig with cheap strobe-lights, inflate with helium and then release outside.

  21. Tiggy says:

    I would have probably killed to have one of those when I was six. Wahhhh, kids today get everything!

  22. Brainspore says:

    Lucas has licensed a killer line of inflatable Star Wars beach toys for the summer…

    But it’s ALWAYS summer on Tatooine!

  23. GeekMan says:

    Holy crap! I had a daydream about making and flying a TIE-fighter kite just the other day.


  24. Evofuse says:

    You can buy the kites at Target. I saw them on sale for $29.99. The tie Fighter is awesome.

  25. magic whiskey says:

    Is there a reason why some of these young boys are greased up? If so, I don’t want to know it.

  26. Anonymous says:

    Um… where is the Princess Lea slave girl inflatable? No reason.

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