Comments on: Obama tells country "Serve Satan" (or not?) http://boingboing.net/2009/04/04/obama-tells-country.html Brain candy for Happy Mutants Sat, 18 May 2013 13:10:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: Phikus http://boingboing.net/2009/04/04/obama-tells-country.html#comment-456704 Phikus Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-456704 <i>"Saint Steven!"</i> Clearly Obama is a closet Deadhead. “Saint Steven!”

Clearly Obama is a closet Deadhead.

]]> By: b0tterman http://boingboing.net/2009/04/04/obama-tells-country.html#comment-456708 b0tterman Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-456708 So hard to keep track of the anti-Christs now-a-days. Wasn't Ronald Wilson Reagan... with 6 letters in each name supposed to signify 666 and thus HE was the anti Christ? Or is it that ALL presidents are anti-Christs? Or perhaps all politicians...and for that matter Ryan Seacrest too? Well, Serve Satan! So hard to keep track of the anti-Christs now-a-days.

Wasn’t Ronald Wilson Reagan… with 6 letters in each name supposed to signify 666 and thus HE was the anti Christ? Or is it that ALL presidents are anti-Christs? Or perhaps all politicians…and for that matter Ryan Seacrest too?

Well, Serve Satan!

]]> By: zenkat http://boingboing.net/2009/04/04/obama-tells-country.html#comment-456711 zenkat Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-456711 Dude! You know, if you take the Zep song "Stairway To Heaven", and you know, you like, you put it on the record player? And then you turn it backwards? Well, like, it TOTALLY sounds like "My Sweet Satan". Dude. Totally. (What's a "record player", Daddy?) Dude! You know, if you take the Zep song “Stairway To Heaven”, and you know, you like, you put it on the record player? And then you turn it backwards? Well, like, it TOTALLY sounds like “My Sweet Satan”.

Dude. Totally.

(What’s a “record player”, Daddy?)

]]> By: Darren Garrison http://boingboing.net/2009/04/04/obama-tells-country.html#comment-456713 Darren Garrison Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-456713 Saw that last night, thought it sounded like "surf semen." Which leaves a somewhat disturbing mental image. I found "surf semen" via the longer "Thank You Satan" video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqALdkTArqs&fmt=18 Saw that last night, thought it sounded like “surf semen.” Which leaves a somewhat disturbing mental image.

I found “surf semen” via the longer “Thank You Satan” video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqALdkTArqs&fmt=18

]]> By: Ratdog http://boingboing.net/2009/04/04/obama-tells-country.html#comment-456970 Ratdog Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-456970 Clearly, he is saying "Serve Steven" And of course, that means "Serve Steven Seagal" I knew Obama was a fellow Seagalogist. Clearly, he is saying “Serve Steven”

And of course, that means “Serve Steven Seagal”

I knew Obama was a fellow Seagalogist.

]]> By: nanuq http://boingboing.net/2009/04/04/obama-tells-country.html#comment-456715 nanuq Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-456715 Actually the Number of the Beast in earliest versions of Revelation was 616. Nobody knows for sure why it was changed. Ditto for the whole notion of the Antichrist which is hardly consistent. Feel free to upset fundies by reminding them that the Bible isn't as perfect and permanent as they believe. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/616_(number) Actually the Number of the Beast in earliest versions of Revelation was 616. Nobody knows for sure why it was changed. Ditto for the whole notion of the Antichrist which is hardly consistent. Feel free to upset fundies by reminding them that the Bible isn’t as perfect and permanent as they believe.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/616_(number)

]]> By: zloo http://boingboing.net/2009/04/04/obama-tells-country.html#comment-456717 zloo Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-456717 he's definately asking us to 'serve semen'. he’s definately asking us to ‘serve semen’.

]]> By: BBNinja http://boingboing.net/2009/04/04/obama-tells-country.html#comment-457488 BBNinja Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-457488 This guy is an idiot. You can take any text, audio, music, movie, put in reverse and claim half of it is "Satan" Mumbo-Jumbo just like the Stairway to Heaven backwards garbage. At any rate, if he's referring to Nostrodamus's prediction of a mysterious person named "Mabus" being the Anti-christ then again he fails. How is Mabus backwards Satan? What Mabus is actually close to when spelled backwards however is Saddam. Suh-bam, Suh-dam. And it seems pretty certain that Saddam missed his chance! Right Wing Nut is the perfect way to describe this guy. Besides, if they really believe in the Bible then they should believe that as it says, No man will no the time of the end. Therefor, going strictly by bible logic. If you think the world's on the verge/crux of ending, then it can't be. Not to mention, basing theories off crap that Nostrodamus wrote about or any past figure is ridiculous. Do you know how many times Nostrodamus and other famous people in past history have claimed the world would end at such and such a date? We've already past hundreds of these doom-dates already. This guy is an idiot. You can take any text, audio, music, movie, put in reverse and claim half of it is “Satan” Mumbo-Jumbo just like the Stairway to Heaven backwards garbage.

At any rate, if he’s referring to Nostrodamus’s prediction of a mysterious person named “Mabus” being the Anti-christ then again he fails. How is Mabus backwards Satan? What Mabus is actually close to when spelled backwards however is Saddam. Suh-bam, Suh-dam. And it seems pretty certain that Saddam missed his chance!

Right Wing Nut is the perfect way to describe this guy. Besides, if they really believe in the Bible then they should believe that as it says, No man will no the time of the end.

Therefor, going strictly by bible logic. If you think the world’s on the verge/crux of ending, then it can’t be.

Not to mention, basing theories off crap that Nostrodamus wrote about or any past figure is ridiculous. Do you know how many times Nostrodamus and other famous people in past history have claimed the world would end at such and such a date? We’ve already past hundreds of these doom-dates already.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2009/04/04/obama-tells-country.html#comment-456723 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-456723 NANUQ: 616 and 666 are both obtained by, IIRC, converting Nero's name to Hebrew and Greek, respectively, and I may be wrong on the order, and it is also possible that the numbers were from different ways of putting Nero's name into Hebrew. NANUQ:
616 and 666 are both obtained by, IIRC, converting Nero’s name to Hebrew and Greek, respectively, and

I may be wrong on the order, and it is also possible that the numbers were from different ways of putting Nero’s name into Hebrew.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2009/04/04/obama-tells-country.html#comment-458006 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-458006 It was unquestionably "serve semen." What a nutnoodle this individual is! Also I looked at that "conservapedia" page and I'm still reeling. It was unquestionably “serve semen.” What a nutnoodle this individual is! Also I looked at that “conservapedia” page and I’m still reeling.

]]> By: etho http://boingboing.net/2009/04/04/obama-tells-country.html#comment-456727 etho Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-456727 I thought everyone knew Obama is a servant of Father Dagon. Joe Biden offers his allegience to the Great Lord Cthulhu, and Hillary Clinton actually has had her mind swapped with a Yithian. Capitol Hill is just full of Flying Polyps. I thought everyone knew Obama is a servant of Father Dagon. Joe Biden offers his allegience to the Great Lord Cthulhu, and Hillary Clinton actually has had her mind swapped with a Yithian. Capitol Hill is just full of Flying Polyps.

]]> By: MarkM http://boingboing.net/2009/04/04/obama-tells-country.html#comment-456728 MarkM Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-456728 Quick, someone update Obama's entry on conservapedia.com: <a>http://www.conservapedia.com/Barack_Hussein_Obama</a> That page is so full of crazy, you can't tell where the sincere stuff starts and the Poe stuff begins. Quick, someone update Obama’s entry on conservapedia.com:
http://www.conservapedia.com/Barack_Hussein_Obama
That page is so full of crazy, you can’t tell where the sincere stuff starts and the Poe stuff begins.

]]> By: John Coulthart http://boingboing.net/2009/04/04/obama-tells-country.html#comment-456729 John Coulthart Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-456729 <em>In other news, "Paul is dead."</em> Turn me on, dead man. In other news, “Paul is dead.”

Turn me on, dead man.

]]> By: AnneH http://boingboing.net/2009/04/04/obama-tells-country.html#comment-456730 AnneH Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-456730 the people who accept that sort of nonsense should check out this explanation of open mindedness and critical thinking- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T69TOuqaqXI the people who accept that sort of nonsense should check out this explanation of open mindedness and critical thinking-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T69TOuqaqXI

]]> By: dofnup http://boingboing.net/2009/04/04/obama-tells-country.html#comment-457242 dofnup Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-457242 Mr. Wingnut, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent video were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this post is now dumber for having viewed it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Mr. Wingnut, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent video were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this post is now dumber for having viewed it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

]]> By: Ugly Canuck http://boingboing.net/2009/04/04/obama-tells-country.html#comment-456732 Ugly Canuck Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-456732 Why are they trying to satanize Obama? I say, Serve Santana! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnamP4-M9ko So starts yet another Saturday evening on the eastern seaboard of the North American continent. Why are they trying to satanize Obama?

I say, Serve Santana!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnamP4-M9ko

So starts yet another Saturday evening on the eastern seaboard of the North American continent.

]]> By: Xeni Jardin http://boingboing.net/2009/04/04/obama-tells-country.html#comment-456733 Xeni Jardin Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-456733 A Yoruba god is giving you link suggestions, Metzger? A Yoruba god is giving you link suggestions, Metzger?

]]> By: akaaudio http://boingboing.net/2009/04/04/obama-tells-country.html#comment-456735 akaaudio Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-456735 Now I know this may be hard to accept but.......PEOPLE DON'T HEAR THINGS BACKWARDS! Until you play it in reverse and then tell everyone about it then noone will ever hear it. I have Wavelab and can probably prove this kook wrong but it's not worth my time. Now I know this may be hard to accept but…….PEOPLE DON’T HEAR THINGS BACKWARDS! Until you play it in reverse and then tell everyone about it then noone will ever hear it. I have Wavelab and can probably prove this kook wrong but it’s not worth my time.

]]> By: alowishus http://boingboing.net/2009/04/04/obama-tells-country.html#comment-456992 alowishus Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-456992 If only we could harness the raw, nay, biblical power of the Christ-Antichrist reaction. We could solve all of humanity's energy problems. If only we could harness the raw, nay, biblical power of the Christ-Antichrist reaction. We could solve all of humanity’s energy problems.

]]> By: Takuan http://boingboing.net/2009/04/04/obama-tells-country.html#comment-456737 Takuan Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-456737 is it really necessary for the franchise to be universal? I mean, just what IS wrong with not letting the utterly insane vote? is it really necessary for the franchise to be universal? I mean, just what IS wrong with not letting the utterly insane vote?

]]> By: Phikus http://boingboing.net/2009/04/04/obama-tells-country.html#comment-456741 Phikus Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-456741 AnneH@~33: That was awesome! We could have used that <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2009/03/30/dramatic-readings-of.html" rel="nofollow">a few days ago</a>. =D AnneH@~33: That was awesome! We could have used that a few days ago. =D

]]> By: IronyElemental http://boingboing.net/2009/04/04/obama-tells-country.html#comment-456742 IronyElemental Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-456742 Obama isn't a stealth Muslim. He isn't a stealth Anything with those ears sticking out like that. Obama isn’t a stealth Muslim. He isn’t a stealth Anything with those ears sticking out like that.

]]> By: demidan http://boingboing.net/2009/04/04/obama-tells-country.html#comment-456743 demidan Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-456743 Hairway to Steven? Hairway to Steven?

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2009/04/04/obama-tells-country.html#comment-458281 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-458281 So Obama is like Led Zeppelin?? So Obama is like Led Zeppelin??

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2009/04/04/obama-tells-country.html#comment-456746 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-456746 Fellow Minions, As you all know, we were hoping that the Christians wouldn't catch this soon. This means that we will have to redouble our efforts to finish the secret detention camps ahead of schedule. Hopefully, the inertia of foolish "rational skepticism" will keep the knowledge of Obama's true nature from spreading too quickly before phase three of Operation Clean Sweep can be enacted. Hail Satan! Fellow Minions,

As you all know, we were hoping that the Christians wouldn’t catch this soon. This means that we will have to redouble our efforts to finish the secret detention camps ahead of schedule. Hopefully, the inertia of foolish “rational skepticism” will keep the knowledge of Obama’s true nature from spreading too quickly before phase three of Operation Clean Sweep can be enacted.

Hail Satan!

]]> By: Ugly Canuck http://boingboing.net/2009/04/04/obama-tells-country.html#comment-456747 Ugly Canuck Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-456747 Ironyelemental: LOL. Ironyelemental: LOL.

]]> By: Falcon_Seven http://boingboing.net/2009/04/04/obama-tells-country.html#comment-456753 Falcon_Seven Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-456753 I listened to this several more times and have come to the conclusion that he is saying, "Serve Salmon". A mango-chutney salsa and twist of lemon with that would be nice. I listened to this several more times and have come to the conclusion that he is saying, “Serve Salmon”. A mango-chutney salsa and twist of lemon with that would be nice.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2009/04/04/obama-tells-country.html#comment-456756 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-456756 Bill Hicks: Remember that a few years ago, you play albums backwards there are satanic messages? Let me tell you something, if you've ever sat around playing your albums backwards, you are Satan. Bill Hicks: Remember that a few years ago, you play albums backwards there are satanic messages? Let me tell you something, if you’ve ever sat around playing your albums backwards, you are Satan.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2009/04/04/obama-tells-country.html#comment-458038 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-458038 Rachel Maddow gave BB a shout on this story, but it appears she's been compromised by the devil as well: http://WhoIsThisPhyllis.blogspot.com (Maddow clip: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26315908/vp/30079323#30079323) Rachel Maddow gave BB a shout on this story, but it appears she’s been compromised by the devil as well: http://WhoIsThisPhyllis.blogspot.com

(Maddow clip: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26315908/vp/30079323#30079323)

]]> By: Ugly Canuck http://boingboing.net/2009/04/04/obama-tells-country.html#comment-456759 Ugly Canuck Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-456759 falcon seven: Nom nom nom... falcon seven: Nom nom nom…

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