Wired compiled a list of what they deem the "10 Best Geeky Last Words." Here are my favorites:
How were the circus receipts today at Madison Square Garden?
–P. T. Barnum
Try LSD, 100 mm intramuscular.
David Pescovitz is Boing Boing's co-editor/managing partner. He's also a research director at Institute for the Future. On Instagram, he's @pesco.