Maggie Koerth-Baker is a guest blogger on Boing Boing. A freelance science and health journalist, Maggie lives in Minneapolis, brain dumps on Twitter, and writes quite often for mental_floss magazine.
I am so sorry.
I ran across this image while searching for something to illustrate that last post and just can't not share it.
Again. My apologies. Rest assured, I'm going to have nightmares tonight, too. We're all in this together.
So that? Is a hairless chimpanzee. According to RedEyedRex, the Flickr user who took the picture, it lives at the Mysore Zoo in India. Its hobbies (presumably) include eating various fruits and making humans feel deeply uncomfortable.