We have Schadenfreudian Therapy to thank for digitizing this LP of Christian pirate music for children.
This album is chock-full of piping childen's voices singing about being Christian pirates and long-winded sermons about not spending all your money at the proverbial circus and missing the train to Heavenville and such. The best part is a surly puppet sidekick "Sharkey" who likes to refer to the good Cap'n as "fatso" and is guilty of the eighth and ninth deadly sins of interrupting and backtalking.