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Parasitic twin erupts from 30-year-old man's belly button

Mark Frauenfelder at 10:08 am Mon, May 11, 2009

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Gavin Hyatt of Witney, Oxfordshire went to the hospital with a bleeding belly button. The doctor said "It was like something from Alien. I didn’t believe Gavin when he said something was coming out of his belly button until I saw him." That something was a 4cm parasitic twin that had been stuck inside Hyatt for the last 30 years. Hyatt told The Sun:
"At first I thought I had been stung by something due to the burning pain in my belly button.

"But there was no sign of anything on the skin. Then I felt a large lump just above my navel, which was so painful that I nearly passed out.

"I couldn’t sleep and made an emergency appointment with the GP the next day.

"There was a red patch around the area which was hot to the touch. Dr Santos felt it and said it was a hernia."

Hyatt is keeping his twin in a small plastic jar.

Parasitic twin erupts from 30-year-old man's belly button (Via Arbroath)

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  • TJ S

    @11:

    That would be “cannibalistic”. Parasitism implies a parasite living off of the host, rather than consuming them entirely.

    Since this case involves a living group of cells tapping into the bloodstream and getting sustenance from the man, it definitely qualifies as parasitic.

  • Krisjohn

    Humbug

  • strider_mt2k

    Dibs on the killing sound!

  • Anonymous

    He should sell it on Ebay, I am sure he’d make a fortune!!

  • Moriarty

    It doesn’t say which one was evil.

  • noen

    Maggie would have provided pictures.

  • avraamov

    @13 – you’re right. ‘Fetus in fetu’

    i’m surprised they let him keep it – i wonder what the rules are on those sorts of things?

    i wasn’t allowed to keep my cyst :-(

  • optuser

    Nobody said Quatto? What’s wrong with you people? Ok, Rudezombie got it.

    If only it had been bigger! A cosmetic surgeon could’ve started a NICHE-NICHE industry of turning innies to outies. Maybe stretch it out with some fake bones, animatronic joints, RF receiver…

  • Xander Crews

    @1

    That’s exactly what I thought!

    Also, that’s exactly what he should name him.

  • MadMolecule

    @16: I don’t know what the laws in your area are, but it’s possible you just had to insist. When I had my wisdom teeth out, they didn’t want to give me the teeth, but I argued (as best I could with a head full of novocaine and a mouth full of bloody gauze) and they finally gave them to me in a little jar of formaldehyde.

    I took them home, looked at them once, saw that they had bits of meat hanging off of them, and threw them away. Gross.

  • EH

    here’s my unicorn chaser suggestion for the desperate:

    http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z296/deepape/People/swayze-tattoo00.jpg

  • Enochrewt

    Emergency appointment the next day!? Dude, you have a dead fetus springing out of your belly button, you should go the the motha f&*^ing emergency room!

  • Gemma

    @14. Check to see which one has a beard?

  • Talia

    I think I need a unicorn chaser for the unicorn chaser ;P

  • TJ S

    Jonas Venture Jr.

  • Rob Knop

    ZOMG we need a Unicorn chaser in a big way and fast.

  • rudezombie

    Quaaaaid, start the reactor…

  • Alys

    Reminds me of Barbara Gowdy’s short story ‘The Two-Headed Man’. Creepy!

  • Anonymous

    @2 is right. In fact, I’m clicking fast and furious right now to find my own. I don’t think I can wait for the editors…

  • Cefeida

    He’s ‘happy to have his little friend’? Wow. I remember when the same thing happened to my godfather, except they found the fetus by accident during open-chest surgery. The man was traumatised to find out he had been carrying his unborn twin with him all these years.

    Although he was a bit of a sad fellow to begin with so maybe it’s a question of attitude.

    Now I can’t help but wonder what the chances are that my twin flatmates have parasitical quadruplets inside them…:P

  • eljesusmartinez

    parasitic twin? i think this is clearly a case of self-replication gone wrong.

  • writesites

    this was pretty crazy, I read some other coverage of it that listed some other instances of when a twin was absorbed and then kept on growing as a parasite inside of the alive twin, freaky.

  • CT Moore

    This is so “end of days”…

  • Talia

    Good GOD. *runs away screaming*

  • desiredusername

    That plumber has a great sixpack

  • echolocate chocolate

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaggghh!!

  • chris

    reminds me of dr. bloodmoney…
    now only if the parasitic twin could talk to him and the dead… then i’d be freaked out

  • Chrs

    I’d probably take a trip, and bury it somewhere nice, but that I won’t ever see again.

  • dross1260

    How to get ahead in firefightin’ ?

    Oh, and, huuarf.

  • Gemma

    Why is it a “parasitic” twin? If the surviving twin absorbed the wee tiny twin, then surely it’s the twin which gobbles the other one up who is parasitic? Sort of?

  • Anonymous

    it’s funny they make him kind of ripped in the little diagram, and he clearly is not…

  • adamgreenwood

    Don’t you think it’s just so cute that he keeps his dead fetus twin in a plastic jar?