Skeletal photoshopping contest

Today on the Worth1000 photoshopping contest: stuff made from bones.

Dem Bones, Dem Bones 2


  1. I’m not gonna enter this contest, because a) I entered that last one twice, and 2) I wouldn’t stand a chance! But it happens that I did a bones drawing recently, so I’ll show you guys. It even has a poem:

    Riding home with the bones
    of the Elephant Man
    On a jaunt that took us overland

    A meadow of daisies exalting the sun
    set the scene where
    the dastardly doing was done.

    It wasn’t what I wanted.
    A pleasant ride would do.
    But a melody blew o’er the dale
    The notes were all askew!

    It’s bad enough the wistful maiden
    couldn’t play the thing.
    But why’d she have to make it worse?
    Who told her she could sing?

    It seems Unicorns are sensitive
    To sounds they don’t hear daily.
    He lowered his head,
    Charged at her,
    And skewered her ukelele.

  2. I’ve just been reading Jeff Noon’s Nymphomation, so I fully expected to see stuff made from dominoes. :P

  3. Shouldn’t that be “one bone”, as Gary Vaynerchuk likes to say at Wine Library?

  4. Reminds me of Scott Campbell’s latest exhibit with the laser cut money, one of which is a skull like this.

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