Cthulhu violates a Parsec science fiction award


14 Responses to “Cthulhu violates a Parsec science fiction award”

  1. TroofSeeker says:

    Help me get this straight, Cory:
    cartoons involving what might be children involved in what might be sex could get me 15 years in prison, but puppets having sex with inanimate objects is still okay, right?
    I’ve gotta find where I hid my Robert Crumb collection from the kids. Could be trouble there. And I’d better draw some whiskers on Mr. Squeezie, my sock puppet …friend.

  2. MrJM says:

    In his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits, dreaming of screwing your prize.

    – MrJM

  3. nanuq says:

    I hope Earl washed that award after he got it back.

  4. absimiliard says:




    *Gasp for breath*

    *laughs convulsively*


    Oh my.

    *wipes tears from eyes*

    That has got to be the best thing ever done w. a plushie Cthulhu that I’ve seen.


    -abs is tremendously amused, as should be obvious, but he’s also pretty sure that award isn’t over 18 and he’d like to see proof of it’s age in case any prosecutors come for him for having viewed this video

  5. cmacis says:

    Sort of looks like he’s eating it rather than humping it.

  6. dccarles says:

    They may want to put a stronger warning on this video in future. I just saw it and then ate my own CTHULU F’THAGN CTHULU F’THAGN CTHULU F’THAGN

  7. Anonymous says:

    That’s very … Green.

  8. Utopiana says:

    My plushie feels sad now. :(

    I agree with #3, plus *sadness* at the lowness.

    BTW, why does the Parsec look so much like a big dong in the first place?

    Wait, can I say “dong”?

  9. Talia says:

    Better not let any prosecuting attorneys get a whiff of this. I’d hate to see the BB staff go to jail for puppet pornography.

  10. Chocolatey Shatner says:

    What has been seen cannot be unseen…

  11. Hakan says:

    Calls For Cthulhu is one of my favourite things on earth. He will eat your souls!

  12. Church says:

    @6 CMACIS

    It’s Cthulhu. I’m pretty sure there’s not much difference between the two.

  13. EarlNewton says:

    Looks like Cthulhu needs to move out of his mother’s basement.

  14. sculptedpixel says:

    it’s a shame the buildup is more interesting than the video itself. meh.

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