Hosiery with veins


31 Responses to “Hosiery with veins”

  1. Anonymous says:

    Wow, they’re both really cool and a terrible nightmare. Quite an achievement.

  2. ill lich says:

    Or wear one on your head to look like the H-bomb worshipers from “Beneath the Planet of the Apes.”

  3. Anonymous says:

    I believe I need a unicorn chaser.

  4. mdh says:

    Reminds me of when my goth friends took anatomy and went to town on on their arms and legs with red and blue eyeliner pencils.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Definitely NOT anonymous, but don’t understand how to sign in!

    American comedienne Joan Rivers used to say that she wanted tattoos on her legs to match her varicose veins. Now I understand what she means. I think I could pattern a FABULOUS Chinese dragon from hips to ankles!

    My aunt Lillian used to call her legs THE ROADMAPS. Red lines were superhighways, blue lines just orginary byways.

    Don’t worry, youngsters. As long as they don’t hurt, you’ll be fine. Today is my 70th birthday, and if varicose veins ever come back into style, I’m there.

    In fun,

    Ellen Kimball
    Portland, OR

  6. Takuan says:

    huh? sure, knock yerself out

  7. Anonymous says:

    problem is, this means you have to put them on without twisting them…damn near impossible for many of us!

  8. Anonymous says:

    has anybody found a way to get these shipped to the us?

    (this is a perfect gift for a certain fashionista gf)

  9. Anonymous says:

    Those aren’t stockings; they’re pantyhose.

    Stockings are single leg coverings supplied in pairs. They’re healthier, classier, and sexier.

  10. Anonymous says:

    What next?
    perhaps a cellulite body suit replete with veins,sags ,folds and questionable appendages plus a matching godzilla head……Cool Stage wear! for female goth rockers

  11. Crashproof says:

    So I guess I’m the only one who thinks this is kind of hot, in a twisted way? Or the only one who will admit it.

    Bones would be much better, of course. :)

  12. remmelt says:

    In the same vein (*boooooiiinnng*), here’s a body suit designed by Katy Perry for H&M’s Fashion Against AIDS campagne, currently online @ http://www.hm.com:


  13. doc_roswell says:

    Interesting idea, but paying good money for something that I can do already just by putting on a pair of shorts doesn’t appeal.

    And theirs aren’t even 3D like mine are…

  14. Anonymous says:

    My only problem with these is that they aren’t accurate. What a missed opportunity.

  15. Anonymous says:

    Saw these by Portuguese artist Patricia Guerreiro in Lisbon a few years ago… :)

  16. Anonymous says:

    i want a pair!!!! :D
    and im a guy XDXDXD

  17. SamSam says:

    That would be “41.00 €” in English-speaking places. Otherwise those are very expensive stockings.

  18. oschene says:

    Varicose Hose!

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  20. wolfiesma says:

    Those are beautiful hose. Now all we need is the Frida Kahlo nylon bodysuit with trolly tracks up the torso…

  21. Tom Hale says:

    Reminds me of how people looked in Scanners just before their head exploded – except a little lower.

  22. Halloween Jack says:

    How lucky I am that the internet has proven Rule 34 beyond a reasonable doubt and this sort of thing fails to surprise me any more, and by “lucky” I mean “irreparably scarred”.

  23. Anonymous says:

    reminds me of Slim Goodbody.

  24. David Pescovitz says:

    SAMSAM @1, Yes, but UpFactory is a French site.

  25. ill lich says:

    Pffft. . . just wait until you’re older, ladies. . . they’ll look like that all the time, with hosiery or without.

  26. Tom Hale says:

    Slim Goodbody – from Captain Kangaroo?

  27. Anonymous says:

    Why? Why … oh, God, why?

  28. Anonymous says:

    So if you look like that naturally is it cool?

  29. valtz says:

    Those just scream “Come hither.” In Mescaline.

  30. spin says:

    I will make a pair of these for you ladies. Mine only cost 40,000€ plus expenses (2 coloured markers). http://www.deadhookerchic.com

  31. Lobster says:

    I had a teacher who looked like this. Didn’t need any special hose though.

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